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  1. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    I'd like to open an all you can eat restaurant
    but just give people one serving and tell them that's all they can eat

  2. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Burnt popcorn from the microwave. Yummmmm :/

  3. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G12TCUBhQ98
    Oh my gosh! This boy, just this boy is so cute!
    I would marry him <3
    oh crap, did my little fan-boy just come out?
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. αγάπη* αγάπη*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    I don't want diamond rings.
    I don't want flowers delivered to my doorstep
    You know what I wan't delivered to my doorstep?
    Chinese food.
    Order me some chinese food & i'll Marry You
    Forget all that romantic crap.

  5. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Funyuns; Onion rings for people who dont like onions.

  6. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Hot cheetos and tootsie rolls.... Mmmmmm ^-^

  7. Chelsea_Loves_You Chelsea_Loves_You
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Starbucks.♥

  8. DieAlone DieAlone
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    Krispy Kreme dounts give me feels.

  9. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 10:48am UTC
    ethanol's format
    Waitress: Would you like syrup on your pancakes?
    Me: No, I prefer the blood of my enemies.

  10. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    »Top Ten Challenge«
    Day One -10 facts about yourself
    Day two - 10 favorite movies
    Day Three - 10 favorite TV shows
    Day Four - 10 favorite baby names for boys
    Day Five- 10 favorite baby names for girls
    Day Six - 10 favorite foods
    Day Seven - 10 favorite drinks
    Day Eight - 10 favorite desserts
    Day Nine - 10 favorite book series
    Day Ten - 10 favorite novels
    Day Eleven - 10 favorite actors
    Day Twelve - 10 favorite actresses
    Day Thirteen - 10 celebrity crushes
    Day Fourteen - 10 favorite bands or singers
    Day Fifteen- 10 favorite fictional characters
    Day Sixteen - 10 favorite songs at the moment
    Day Seventeen - 10 things you wanted to be when you "grew up"
    Day Eighteen - 10 favorite sports or hobbies
    Day Nineteen - 10 things you can’t leave the house without
    Day Twenty - 10 things on your bucket list
    Day Twenty-One - 10 websites you visit often
    Day Twenty-Two - 10 physical characteristics you look for in a partner
    Day Twenty-Three - 10 personality traits you look for in a partner
    Day Twenty-Four - 10 favorite games
    Day Twenty-Five - 10 things you do when you’re bored
    Day Twenty-Six - 10 things you love about yourself
    Day Twenty-Seven - 10 things you wish you could change about yourself
    Day Twenty-Eight - 10 regrets
    Day Twenty-Nine - 10 wishes
    Day Thirty - 10 places you want to visit
    1:
    Mt. Dew
    2:
    Iced Coffee
    3:
    Water
    4:
    Iced Tea
    5:
    Pepsi
    6:
    Lemonade
    7:
    Milkshakes
    8:
    Chocolate Milk
    9:
    Fruit Punch
    10:
    Starbucks

  11. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:53am UTC
    the only bad thing about mashed potatoes
    is absolutely nothing

  12. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 12:23am UTC
    »Top Ten Challenge«
    Day One -10 facts about yourself
    Day two - 10 favorite movies
    Day Three - 10 favorite TV shows
    Day Four - 10 favorite baby names for boys
    Day Five- 10 favorite baby names for girls
    Day Six - 10 favorite foods
    Day Seven - 10 favorite drinks
    Day Eight - 10 favorite desserts
    Day Nine - 10 favorite book series
    Day Ten - 10 favorite novels
    Day Eleven - 10 favorite actors
    Day Twelve - 10 favorite actresses
    Day Thirteen - 10 celebrity crushes
    Day Fourteen - 10 favorite bands or singers
    Day Fifteen- 10 favorite fictional characters
    Day Sixteen - 10 favorite songs at the moment
    Day Seventeen - 10 things you wanted to be when you "grew up"
    Day Eighteen - 10 favorite sports or hobbies
    Day Nineteen - 10 things you can’t leave the house without
    Day Twenty - 10 things on your bucket list
    Day Twenty-One - 10 websites you visit often
    Day Twenty-Two - 10 physical characteristics you look for in a partner
    Day Twenty-Three - 10 personality traits you look for in a partner
    Day Twenty-Four - 10 favorite games
    Day Twenty-Five - 10 things you do when you’re bored
    Day Twenty-Six - 10 things you love about yourself
    Day Twenty-Seven - 10 things you wish you could change about yourself
    Day Twenty-Eight - 10 regrets
    Day Twenty-Nine - 10 wishes
    Day Thirty - 10 places you want to visit
    1:
    Pizza
    2:
    Chicken
    3:
    Bread
    4:
    Turkey Club
    5:
    Quesadilla
    6:
    Peanut Butter
    7:
    Salt & Vinegar Chips
    8:
    Mashed Potatoes
    9:
    Ham
    10:
    Chocolate

  13. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    1. take 2 chocolate chip cookies (or chocolate cookies etc.)
    2. get nutella
    3. take a knife and put nutella on one cookie
    4. put marshmallow cream on one cookie
    5. put peanut butter on a knife
    6. put the cookies on both sides of the knife and slide the knife out of the cookies
    7 eat.

  14. αγάπη* αγάπη*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 3:40am UTC
    I'm sorry for the unkind words
    I speak out of hunger.

  15. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    The Rolling Chicken Noodle Soup Can Commercial
    Can: They see me rolling
    Can: They hatin'

  16. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    im eating cookiessss

  17. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    I wish I cried macaroni so then I'd have free macaroni and they I would be so happy that I would cry from happiness and make more macaroni

  18. Cotect336 Cotect336
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 12:14am UTC
    All a girl wants is to feel beautiful, to be loved, and to be treated with respect.
    Actually all i want is bacon.

  19. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    ACCEPT IT #2
    Every time you watch Sponge Bob you really want one of those amazing “krabby patties”

  20. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Chocolate makes your boobs bigger. You know what else it makes bigger? Your everything.

:)

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