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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Me: Maybe if I die I won't have to do math anymore

  2. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    I don't know
    the actual
    meaning
    of maturity
    but for me,
    maturity is
    when a person
    hurts you and
    you try to
    understand
    their situation
    rather than
    hurting them
    back.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    I start drivers ed next week and I have to be up at 7 in the morning and excuse me while I go shoot myself in the foot.

  4. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 7:21pm UTC
    "I don't care
    what you think
    about me.
    I don't think
    about you at all."

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    What if I randomly just started telling people that my name is pronounced "Ha-lee-ah"?

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Was it enough?
    Was it EVER enough?
    My quote

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    then the question i've wanted to ask
    for so long revisited my brain
    it felt like a mouse was going to slide
    through my throat and jump out of my mouth
    at any second, i was quite nervous
    "hey..." i said to him
    "yeah?" he replied
    i paused for a moment, taking in a deep
    breath to ease the anxiety
    "...do you...think i'm pretty?"
    it was so simple, yet the answer was so meaningful to me
    because i know who he really wanted was her
    i know he thought she was one of the most beautiful girls
    but i couldn't help but ask, "what about me?"
    because i just
    wanted to feel
    at least
    a little
    pretty
    too
    -g.j.

  8. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I swear there ain't no heaven and I pray there ain't no hell,
    but I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell.

  9. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2015 7:37am UTC
    One day, a company is going to get smart enough
    to put something insane into their terms and conditions like
    "By accepting these terms and conditions, you are selling your soul
    to Satan and surrendering your undying allegiance to the God
    without Gods." and none of us will know because no one actually
    reads them.

  10. Soldierbyheart Soldierbyheart
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    I don't even remember what it's like to not feel broken..

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    love is love.

  12. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2014 12:41am UTC
    SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU
    A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 7:06am UTC
    Do you ever know that someone
    is either in a bad mood/doesn't
    want to talk to you by the way
    they're typing, but you don't want
    to bring it up because you don't
    want to sound unreasonable?
    Yeah, just explains the last few
    hours talking to the one person
    I get my hopes up for. And then
    it went downhill after he said
    he was talking to an ex, because
    it was probably the ex he still
    likes and the noticable attitude
    change was probably just him
    not wanting to talk to me while
    he was talking with her. I also
    have this annoying habit of being
    the person everyone goes to
    talk to when everyone else is
    busy and ditched as soon as
    they find someone better.
    while I'm complaining, I'd just
    like to say that I'd love if the
    weather would stop being
    an inconsistent temperature
    because I can't breathe right
    now, I have another headache,
    and I really have to pee.

  14. wordynerdy wordynerdy
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    Live today like it's your last, because, who knows?, it could be.

  15. Hanny* Hanny*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Smile today, tomorrow could be worse

  16. Music Is My Freedom* Music Is My Freedom*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    I wanna leave. Just leave and never come back.

  17. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Do you think prison guards use Proactive to prevent breakouts?

  18. deepdowninside deepdowninside
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I don't know if I'm depressed or just growing up.

  19. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    "Who knows what could happen?
    Do what you do, just keep on laughing
    One thing's true, there's always a brand new day
    I'm gonna live today like it's my last day"

  20. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    but to be completely honest i don't even know what's going on half the time

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