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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
January 28, 2015 7:37am UTC

One day, a company is going to get smart enough
to put something insane into their terms and conditions like
"By accepting these terms and conditions, you are selling your soul
to Satan and surrendering your undying allegiance to the God
without Gods." and none of us will know because no one actually
reads them.

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the1975*
posted a quote
June 14, 2014 12:41am UTC

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU
A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

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gab*
posted a quote
May 14, 2014 7:17pm UTC

then the question i've wanted to ask
for so long revisited my brain
it felt like a mouse was going to slide
through my throat and jump out of my mouth
at any second, i was quite nervous
"hey..." i said to him
"yeah?" he replied
i paused for a moment, taking in a deep
breath to ease the anxiety
"...do you...think i'm pretty?"
it was so simple, yet the answer was so meaningful to me
because i know who he really wanted was her
i know he thought she was one of the most beautiful girls
but i couldn't help but ask, "what about me?"
because i just
wanted to feel
at least
a little
pretty
too
-g.j.

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softballchica79
posted a quote
April 20, 2014 10:36pm UTC

I don't want to hear that you're sorry or that you'll try harder. I don't want you to ignore me, or continue talking to me just to be nice.
I want the truth. I deserve it.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 7:55pm UTC

CHALLENGE!
go on this website:
http://podbay.fm/show/659314776
Try and find a Full Frontal episode without the following:
-Jack saying he's gonna throw up
-Jeff dieing in the background
-Alex messing up someone's name
-Weird sound effects
-Alex saying, " Goddammit, Jack!"
-Someone burps
-Alex and Jack doing some kind of accent
-Jack saying "Respect"
-Jalex
- All the intended fans called actually pick up the phone
-Jack mumbling
-
GOOD LUCK ;D

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 7:21pm UTC

"I don't care
what you think
about me.
I don't think
about you at all."

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 5:23pm UTC

I don't know
the actual
meaning
of maturity
but for me,
maturity is
when a person
hurts you and
you try to
understand
their situation
rather than
hurting them
back.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 7:06am UTC

Do you ever know that someone
is either in a bad mood/doesn't
want to talk to you by the way
they're typing, but you don't want
to bring it up because you don't
want to sound unreasonable?
Yeah, just explains the last few
hours talking to the one person
I get my hopes up for. And then
it went downhill after he said
he was talking to an ex, because
it was probably the ex he still
likes and the noticable attitude
change was probably just him
not wanting to talk to me while
he was talking with her. I also
have this annoying habit of being
the person everyone goes to
talk to when everyone else is
busy and ditched as soon as
they find someone better.
while I'm complaining, I'd just
like to say that I'd love if the
weather would stop being
an inconsistent temperature
because I can't breathe right
now, I have another headache,
and I really have to pee.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I swear there ain't no heaven and I pray there ain't no hell,
but I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell.

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♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 9:39pm UTC

"Who knows what could happen?
Do what you do, just keep on laughing
One thing's true, there's always a brand new day
I'm gonna live today like it's my last day"

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Soldierbyheart
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 9:40pm UTC

I don't even remember what it's like to not feel broken..

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Hanny*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse
♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 9:30pm UTC

I start drivers ed next week and I have to be up at 7 in the morning and excuse me while I go shoot myself in the foot.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 9:42pm UTC

30 day letter challenge (day 5):
Dear dreams,
I'm not sure if this is ambitions dreams or sleep dreams so let's go ahead an do both.
Ambitions: For my realalistic ones, I can see myself accomplish you (fall in love, get married, have a successful career, have kids, etc.) but for the ones that I know won't come true, mainly because I don't want to put myself out there and my myself known, I won't acomplish you, not unless someone forces me to acually try. But hey, maybe I'll be in college 5 years or so and I'll realize how much I hate what I'm doing, and that normal isn't for me, then I'll start making myself know, and hope to god that something good happens.
Sleep: Stop being so dark you stupid little shìts. I can't fùcking sleep.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 10:02pm UTC

What if I randomly just started telling people that my name is pronounced "Ha-lee-ah"?

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 9:44pm UTC

love is love.

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*gloomy*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 10:15pm UTC

One thing that I don't understand
is how someone can remember some long, inspiration paragragh that they said and post it on witty.
Like... what?
I barely remember to wake up in the morning.

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gigi58
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 6:30pm UTC

I've always had trouble in knowing whether a woman is pregnant, or if she's just a little fat. I mean, am I the only one that has asked a fat woman: "aaww when are you due?". And then feeling ashamed of yourself because the woman just got offended thanks to you. Now I have a fear of asking women if they're pregnant.

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Mischief_Managed_
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Do you think prison guards use Proactive to prevent breakouts?

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Me: Maybe if I die I won't have to do math anymore

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