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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

  2. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Today at target with my sister;
    Me:
    It stinks.
    My sister:
    It does. Then you walk past the flavored candles.
    Me:
    Flavored candles? You mean scented candles?
    My sister:
    *Laughs*

  3. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    how are there eleven year olds in relationships and kissing and stuff when i can't even talk to the check out lady at target without stuttering.

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    Top of Form 1
    Bottom of Form 1
    1.) What is your name? Katie
    2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? No
    3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? Loads of CDs
    4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? Wouldn'tyouliketoknow :P
    5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? 2 one black with a purple tongue&pinkblackflap & my Nothing Personal ones
    6.) Who is your favorite "That ’70s Show"character? Dunno...
    7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do? Run!
    8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus? Lindsay Lohan anybody??
    9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? Not at all
    10.) Top Five Favorite Songs: Therapy-AllTimeLow, Miserable at Best-MaydayParade,Nicotine-P!ATD,MasterpieceTheatre3-MarianasTrench,Miss Missing You-FallOutBoy
    11.) What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbies!
    12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? Niether...
    13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? JALEX ;P
    14.) What is your favorite musical? Wicked
    15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? Target.
    16.) Do you play the Sims 2? Nope...
    17.) Do you think this is boring? lil
    18.) What do you think of Maroon 5? I miss their old stuff
    19.) What about Coldplay? NOTHING is more manlier than Coldplay
    20.) Fall Out Boy? AMAZING SAUCE Obvi I lobe them
    21.) Katy Perry? She good
    22.) How about The All-American Rejects? Love them, This Ends Tonight is one of my fave songs
    23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents? No
    24.) The Wii or Xbox 360? Wii.
    25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? Demi/Selena.
    26.) Do you know many Emily’s? Only 1
    27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers? Nick Jonas was THE crush in like 2008
    28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? Kinda
    29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? idk
    30.) Do you enjoy surveys? Sometimes
    31.) What do you hear at the moment? Fool's X-Mas~All Time Low♥, Robocroc- movie so bad it BEATS Sharknado
    32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? PIC COMMENTS :p Jk idk
    33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs? Who knews
    34.) Do you watch the Olympics? Yes.
    35.) What are your top five favorite stores? Hot Topic, Forever21, Target,Claire's,and Khol's
    36.) Do you like the new Weezer album? I love Weezer
    37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name? What chu talkin bout? They never did.
    38.) What is the worst job you have ever had? No
    39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota? Nope
    40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV? Many,many things
    41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on? Naw
    42.) What is your favorite Disney Show? Good Luck Charlie the only somewhat decent show
    43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer? Rings a bell
    44.) Describe your crush? Don't really have one right now *shrugs*
    45.) Have you ever gone camping? Nope
    46.) What do you miss most about elementary school? EVERYTHING
    47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet? I just find one I'm ma own person
    48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard? Reese's
    49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s? No
    50.) what do you think of McDonalds? Had some today, 'Murica :P

  5. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:03am UTC
    when I was in middle school I cut my hair really short and
    these guys were making fun of me and I was like shut the
    f.ck up and one guy said “well at least I don’t look like a boy”
    Wat o-o

  6. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 2:00am UTC
    the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
    the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

  7. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    If I was a celebrity and they asked me on the red carpet "Who are you wearing?" I would be just like "uhh.. I got this at Target.."

  8. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    T h e l a d y a t t a r g e t c o u l d n ' t s c a n m y i t e m
    a n d j u s t l o o k e d a t m e a n d s a i d " j u s t
    t a k e i t . I h a t e t h i s f - c k i n g p l a c e " .

  9. ayshau123 ayshau123
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:12am UTC
    To be sure of hitting the target shoot first and call whatever you hit the target

  10. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 1:04pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥"A leader is one who does not care about his rank and role but remains always responsive to lead, shoulder responsibility, and achieve the goal in such a way that everyone, in and outside the team, respects him for touching their revered souls.♥♥♥♥♥
    ~Anuj Somany

  11. cecaldwell18 cecaldwell18
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Me and my cousin are the people who walk into walmart chanting target target target

  12. everythingiseeis1d everythingiseeis1d
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    I was in Target and I left the feminine product aisle to go to the toothpaste aisle. As soon as I walked two steps in I turned around because there was a boy from school. Then I went to the other side of the aisle, because I realized I was standing next to my cart. my cart had three packs of the reallly big pads.

  13. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    Have you ever read something that killed you inside?
    Like a text message or someone's status.
    Everything was fine until you accidentally came across something you didn't want to read.
    Or found out something you were better off not knowing.
    It's almost as if it were posted just to purposely hurt you.
    But you constantly read it over and over just to torture yourself.
    It stinks that one little thing can ruin your whole entire day.

  14. Harley Clown* Harley Clown*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Am I just an easy target for bullies?
    Or am I really just that bad of a person that everyone hates me?

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    *Me walking into Target*
    Me: Do you sell friends here?
    Clerk: Excuse me?
    Me: I was looking for friends. Do you sell them cheap here?
    Clerk: Um, like the Lego set?
    Me: No! Friends that you bring to school and talk to.
    Me: I don't need friends with fancy clothes, I just want to know if you sell them.
    Clerk: I don't think you can buy friends.
    Me: Oh so are they usually left at the side of highways and we just pick them up?
    Clerk: Why don't you just try Wal-Mart?

  16. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Ever..
    feel like theres a
    target on your back?

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Me walking into Target.
    Me: Okay now i'm only going to get one thing-
    Target Bulls-eye: LOOK INTO MY EYE
    Me: YES. YES I DO NEED CURTAINS.

  18. brittie_lovatic brittie_lovatic
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    things to do at target #3:
    put the books in abc order,
    since there are too many cds.

  19. brittie_lovatic brittie_lovatic
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    things to do at target #2:
    run up and down the aisles until you find a dart board.
    when you find the dartboard, say
    "target."

  20. brittie_lovatic brittie_lovatic
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    things to do at target #1:
    yell outside: "SAVE MONEY, LIVE BETTER. WAL-MART." then go to
    walmart and say "your welcome".

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