Witty Profiles

Target Quotes

RingoStar
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC
Music Teacher: everyone will be singing a song of my choice in front of the class.
Me: no.
Music Teacher: this will take place next week.
Me: you're asking for death
Me: ...and to be burried alive then dragged out of your grave
Me: ...and stomped on by heavy angry elephants
Me: ...and thrown into a pool of sharks while on your period
Me: ...and finally turned into a shooting target

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In_Pursuit_Of_Happiness
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February 24, 2013 9:44am UTC
to be sure of hitting the target,
shoot first, and call whoever you hit the target

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ArianaS
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February 18, 2013 10:42pm UTC
*my friend from Spain and I always calls each other mean names*
**in Target**
Dani: Ari!! I have a new name for you! I'm gonna call you AriFEA!
Me: yeah yeah whatever Dani
*I start walking to the next aisle*
Dani: Wait! AriFEA I am not done in this aisle! You can't just leave me! Learn some manners AriFea
why am i even friends with this kid?

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