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Me walking into Target.
Me: Okay now i'm only going to get one thing-
Target Bulls-eye: LOOK INTO MY EYE
Me: YES. YES I DO NEED CURTAINS. 

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Me walking into Target. Me: Okay now i'm only going to get

536 faves · 3 comments · Apr 6, 2013 4:34pm

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funny · joke · sotrue · notmine · pinterest · target · mesmerizing

AshXDDtay · 1 decade ago
thiss is 100 times more funny because I work at target.
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
9gag? :)
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BravoSierra · 1 decade ago
i just had to say this is the only quote on the first page of top quotes that isn't hidden for me lol
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