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*Me walking into Target*
Me: Do you sell friends here?
Clerk: Excuse me?
Me: I was looking for friends. Do you sell them cheap here?
Clerk: Um, like the Lego set?
Me: No! Friends that you bring to school and talk to.
Me: I don't need friends with fancy clothes, I just want to know if you sell them.
Clerk: I don't think you can buy friends. 
Me: Oh so are they usually left at the side of highways and we just pick them up?
Clerk: Why don't you just try Wal-Mart?
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*Me walking into Target* Me: Do you sell friends here? Clerk:

242 faves · 3 comments · May 15, 2013 7:13pm

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DoWhatYouLove · 1 decade ago
Hahahahaha. Also, I started laughing when he mentioned the Lego Friends because I perform at Legoland and play Stephanie<3
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
lmfao Cx haha my little sister play with them
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DoWhatYouLove · 1 decade ago
Hahahahaha yeah it's hilarious but super fun:) If you're in Cali, I can give you and your sister comp tickets into Legoland:)
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