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sidneyxo

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Member Since: 12 Jan 2013 10:35am

Last Seen: 17 Feb 2014 06:04pm

Gender: F

user id: 346049

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  1. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    With me you become empty inside,
    but without me you're full.
    I still love you, fridge♥

  2. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Witty is like a fridge.
    Even though there's nothing in it, you check it
    every 5 minutes.

  3. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 9:45am UTC
    Once upon a time
    a farmer went to the market and purchased a fox,
    a goose, and a bag of beans.
    On his way home,
    the farmer came to the bank of a river and
    rented a boat.
    But in crossing the river by boat,
    the farmer could carry only himself and a single
    one of his purchases- the fox, the goose, or the
    bag of beans
    If left alone,
    the fox would eat the goose, and the goose would
    eat the beans.
    The farmer's challenge was to carry himself and
    his purchases to the far bank of the river,
    leaving each purchase intact.
    How did he do it?
    Comment what you think the answer is(:

  4. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Sometimes I want to run away to see if
    someone will chase after me.♥
    ^you

  5. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    You already have a place in my heart

    I just wish I had a place in yours.

  6. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger! Say hi!
    You: I hate my life.
    Stranger: Why?
    You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better.
    Stranger: Don't say that!
    You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss he'd probably just cut my already sh_t pay, because he's cheap.
    You: My only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we ever do is stupid sh_t.
    You: I can't leave my home town because I never learned to drive and I fail the driver's test every time.
    You: and you know what the worst part is?
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: What?
    You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
    Stranger: hahahahahahahahah
    Stranger: nice
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  7. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    The real problem with
    realtiy is that there is
    no background music

  8. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    The saddest people always try
    their hardest to make people happy
    because they know what it's like to feel absoulutely worthless
    and they don't want anyone to feel like that.

  9. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    Dreams
    is reality waiting to happen.
    -Nick Jonas

  10. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    If Jessica Biel doesn't name her first kid
    Batmo, then she's throwing away the perfect oppurtunity.
    nmq.

  11. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    He's my
    Prince Charming,
    but I'm not his
    Cinderella.
    ♥tumblr.

  12. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    I don't want to call you.
    I want to be in your arms,
    Hold your hand,
    Feel your breath,
    Hear your heart.
    ♥nmq.tumblr.

  13. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    I have a hand you have another, put them together and we have each other

  14. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Whenever I'm on the computer:
    Glances at clock
    9:32
    "I'll go to bed at 10."
    Looks at clock again
    10:02
    "11:00 it is."

  15. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    A best friend is someone who when you show up at their door with a dead body they say nothing, grab a shovel and follow you.
    NMQ

  16. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:16pm UTC

    Peace. Love. Happiness.

  17. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 7:51am UTC
    F ∞D

  18. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 7:49am UTC
    Food is basically happiness

  19. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 7:40am UTC
    Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't dissapoint the crowd. FML.
    From FML
    NOT MINE.

  20. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    There is a 99.9% chance that I'm hungry

:)

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