Once upon a time a farmer went to the market and purchased a fox, a goose, and a bag of beans. On his way home, the farmer came to the bank of a river and rented a boat. But in crossing the river by boat, the farmer could carry only himself and a single one of his purchases- the fox, the goose, or the bag of beans If left alone, the fox would eat the goose, and the goose would eat the beans. The farmer's challenge was to carry himself and his purchases to the far bank of the river, leaving each purchase intact. How did he do it? Comment what you think the answer is(:
You're now chatting with a random stranger! Say hi! You: I hate my life. Stranger: Why? You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better. Stranger: Don't say that! You: My co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss he'd probably just cut my already sh_t pay, because he's cheap. You: My only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we ever do is stupid sh_t. You: I can't leave my home town because I never learned to drive and I fail the driver's test every time. You: and you know what the worst part is? Stranger: :( Stranger: What? You: I live in a pineapple under the sea. Stranger: hahahahahahahahah Stranger: nice Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't dissapoint the crowd. FML. From FML NOT MINE.