Stealing Quotes

heartofstones
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 1:30pm UTC

I'm not stealing my neighbors' WiFi. Their WiFi is just trespassing into my house.

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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 11:15am UTC

Remember when we we were little, and I stole your pencil so you weren't my friend? format by fake_a_smile

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AwkwardPaws*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 6:12pm UTC

-Thats right I steal people's formats.
and quotes

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC

When Chrome asks to save my Password:
Yes
No
Next time
No freaking way. What if
someone steals my
laptop and goes on my
accounts and pretends
to be me and ruins my
friendships and looses
all my followers and
therefore I would have a
crappy life online and off

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 6:01pm UTC

City Bus Experience
Me: *walks onto the bus with my half empty soda in one hand and my cell phone in the other*
Random Guy: *stares at me*
Me: *goes to sit down*
Guy: *reaches for my hands*
Me: *pulls phone away*
Guy: *grabs my soda*
Me: No, no
Guy: Yes *snatches my soda*

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ForeverDreams
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 10:42pm UTC

that b*tch is slowly stealing my friends away

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 10:41am UTC

I hate people who steal my adeas before I think of them.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Dear stupid chocolate wrappers,
could you please stop being so loud?
I dont want the whole world catching
me stealing chocolate.

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 7:25pm UTC

I think stealing strawberries from your Sister should be an olympic sport on its own

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Harley Clown*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Somebody went through my backpack in school and they only stole one thing... my candy.
Like seriously? Can't you just go to a store and buy candy for like a dollar? They went through EVERYTHING and they only stole candy. Either that person was starving or I just have crappy stuff that no one likes.

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LEEAF
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 11:08pm UTC

What do I say when someone steals my candy?
GIVE IT BACK YOU SATURATED TRANS FAT HEAD!
What do I say when someone steals my car?
HEY YOU! YOU FAT UMPA LUMPA NINCOMPOOP!
What do I say when someone steals my gold?
THAT'S MINE YOU ROTTEN CHOCOLATE BAR NOOBAZOID!
What do I say when someone steals my heart?

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heartofgold
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 3:54pm UTC

When people copy quotes from Tumblr
And don't bother to leave credit.
nmf

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everythingiseeis1d
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:48pm UTC

A lot of people on Witty steal quotes from Tumblr/Twitter, and those are the quotes that get a lot of faves.Then some person will say, "We should stop stealing quotes," and that quote gets a lot of faves. The next day, it repeats itself. This is WITTY, not Tumblr or Twitter. So why are we stealing their quotes?

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soccertrack
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 12:18pm UTC

One day I'm gonna dress up as a seagull, then walk
around stealing people's chips.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 4:27pm UTC

In class one time we had to write what we wanted to be in the future
I wrote 'happy'
The teacher saw what I'd written, and the annonced to the class
'It doesn't have to be a job, it can be an emotion too, like happy'
This taught me that no matter how old you are people are always going to steal your ideas.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:43pm UTC

for the love of cats don't jock quotes please no one likes seeing the same quotes again

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whenever_you_smile
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Ways to die: Steal my food

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