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LEEAF

1. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 11:14pm UTC
   Pass it on :)
   
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2. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 11:08pm UTC
   What do I say when someone steals my candy?
   GIVE IT BACK YOU SATURATED TRANS FAT HEAD!
   What do I say when someone steals my car?
   HEY YOU! YOU FAT UMPA LUMPA NINCOMPOOP!
   What do I say when someone steals my gold?
   THAT'S MINE YOU ROTTEN CHOCOLATE BAR NOOBAZOID!
   What do I say when someone steals my heart?
   
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3. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 10:54pm UTC
   And all the lovely bad ones.
   
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4. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 10:01pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you find out your blind date is voldemort.
   
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5. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 9:44pm UTC
   MONEY is just a concept.
   LOVE is real.
   
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6. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 6:29pm UTC
   Shoot me down, but I won't fall
   
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7. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 6:19pm UTC
   Sometimes, I think adults are just kids in disguise.
   
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8. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 6:06pm UTC
   What if that annoying kid in your class, the kid no one really likes, died tommorow. How would you feel? Would you be guilty for not treated them better? For excluding them? For being mean?
   
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9. LEEAF
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   May 25, 2013 5:57pm UTC
   Have you ever wanted to scream at the top of your lungs?
   i sure have
   
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10. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Me: I don't want to play monopoly!
    Sister: Then what do you want to play?
    Me: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO PLAY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
    Sister: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO PLAY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
    Me: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO PLAY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
    Sister: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO PLAY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
    Meanwhile, our cat stares at us like we're crazy.
    
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11. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Funny is when you fall off the bed laughing.
    
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12. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Out of all the stars in my galaxy, you shine the brightest <3
    
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13. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    I'm
    GEEKY
    with a capital G
    
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14. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    What are you supposed to say when you don't bring your dog to the vet? My Homework ate my dog?
    
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15. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
    
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16. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Everytime I see a quote I like, I always think, "Why didn't I think of that!?!?"
    Can you relate?
    
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17. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    If you get lost you can always be found.
    
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18. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    Don't pay no mind to the demons they fill you with fear.
    
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19. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Today I went onto Geni.com, and found out I was a descendant of the first Queen of France, the first Duke of Normandy, and a whole bunch of counts, countesses, princes and princesses.
    LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHO ENDED OUR ROYALTY!?
    
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20. LEEAF
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    May 25, 2013 11:57am UTC
    DRIP DROP DRIP DROP
    click clack click clack
    AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH
    hummm humm hum
    ROOM ROOM ROOM
    DRIP DROP click DRIP humm
    clack DROP ROOM DRIP ROOM
    AHHHHH ROOM HUMMM ROOM
    click clack click
    Poem of Sounds by LEEAF
    
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