Best Sociallyawkward Quotes This Week

gab*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 2:33pm UTC

normal kids: lose academic skills over the summer
me:loses social skills over the summer

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Things that people really need to stop glorifying
--Not going outside
--Having social anxiety
--Being socially awkward
--Spending all of your time on the internet
--Not talking to people
--Disliking people
--Not exercising

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:20pm UTC

''Penguins have been known to become depressed and will sometimes march away from their groups to die.''
the deep meaning behind our species,the socially awkward penguins.mistery solved.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:55pm UTC

Me: *sees funny quote*
Mom: What are you laughing at?
Mom: Is it a boy?
Mom: Holy crap, HONEY SHE'S TALKING TO A BOY.
Dad: *Runs into my room* A boy? What's his name? What's his age? What's he like? Is he responsible?
Me: His name is Witty. He's 10. He's hilarious but on the emotional side too, he's sweet and caring and can be sassy. He's socially awkward and owns a few cats. *Grins*
Mom: You're adopted... Definately adopted...

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 10:15am UTC

I'm so socially awkward
that I am afraid to call my friends at their homes .
I have to call them at their cell phones first in order to tell them to be ready for a phone call...
So that their parents won't pick up the phone ...
true story

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RingoStar
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 9:45am UTC

I wonder if
S t e v e i n t e n d e d f o r w i t t y t o b e f u l l o f
socially awkward teenage girls with
no social life whatsoever?
P R O B A B L Y N O T .

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:49am UTC

Me 4 years ago: Socially awkward
Me now: Socially awkward with a good taste in music

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 9:39am UTC

So last Weekend
I was at my gradma's and she had to go to some distant relative's child's 16th birthday and she said I had to go and be social and stuff but when we got there I was quick to realize that the relative of mine who was turning 16 was male and had several male friends to accompany him on his birthday. I immediately sat down and decided it was better for me to sit and stay quiet so I didnt sound like a desperate and socially awkward hermit. After awhile, one of my cousin's (the birthday boy) friends sits next to me and we started talking. Eventually we were having a "cheezy pickup line" contest and he looks me dead in the eye and says
"Outside the bedroom, you'll always be my princess, but inside, im gonna Fück you like a whöre"
and instead of saying something witty and flirty I, like an idiot, said
"Haha okay"
And thats when he left, looking confused and I, feeling dejected and stupid, got a large piece of cake and cried internally for about an hour until we left.

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RugsFromMeToYou
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 4:58pm UTC

*wrecks house after house party*
Person: YOLO
*Parents catch them smoking*
Person: YOLO
*gets suspended*
Person: YOLO
*doesn't do homework*
Me: Hakuna Matata

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3wordssayitall
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:45pm UTC

That sad moment your
twelve year old brother is
on the phone talking endlessly
with the girl he likes
.............................
and you are on Witty Profiles writing this quote

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:21am UTC

Romeo and Juliet?
No, I prefer you and me.

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gmarie
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 9:43pm UTC

I'm the socially awkward
one who doesn't know
what to if someone
compliments me
or insults me
or just talks to me...

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Hello, I'm
Socially Awkward.
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SpiffyUsername
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 11:43pm UTC

when school's over I'll have to actually contact people if I want to see them.
like call them up or something..
*curls up in a socially awkward ball on the floor*
well, f*ck.

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lilster62
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 11:27pm UTC

Me: dude you are weird and socially awkward.
Boy: *gives sad look*
Me: what I meant is "you're just my type."
Boy: *smiles and blushes*

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WatermelonSeed
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I don't understand how middleschoolers are sexually active.
I wasn't even socially active...
I'm still not socially active o-o
I'm not even active...
What is 'active'?
Is it a type of food?
Activia?

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Beautiful_mystery
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:03pm UTC

Have you ever felt so left out?
When you go out somewhere and see all your friends
hanging out without you? Then they post pictures of them having fun
and you're just at home jealous,mad,sad, and confused? When all of
your friends talk about their insiders and laugh while you're
just there clueless about what they're talking about? And what's even
worst is when they talk about making plans in front of you like
you were never there to begin with.

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Turtlebear
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 9:47am UTC

I think the new "comment points"
are just there to force half of us
wittians to socialize.
Nice try Steve.
Nice try.

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 12:34am UTC

they should have a social skills class starting in like 6 or 7th grade like in middle school
because im sure that would be extreamly helpful to most of us wittians

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forever_and_beyond
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:08am UTC

When you join Witty, you basically join the
club of hungry, socially awkward potatoes,
you know.
Ah well.

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