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1. SpiffyUsername
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC
   *texting the crush*
   me: hey you free today?
   *two minutes later, no reply*
   HOLY SHIZ THEY MUST HATE ME.
   
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2. SpiffyUsername
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2013 11:26pm UTC
   this one-sided love is torture.
   
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3. SpiffyUsername
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2013 12:11am UTC
   *trying to study for finals*
   internet: hey sexy ;D
   me: what.
   internet: Heeeeeeyyy
   me: shut up. i'm working
   internet: heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy gguurrrrrllll ;)
   me: stop.
   internet: you should take a break. :3
   me: dangit stop harassing me.
   internet: :D
   me:...
   internet: ...
   me: *continues to study*
   internet: hey sexy.
   
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4. SpiffyUsername
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 11:50pm UTC
   new notifications are like bacon.
   i like bacon.
   
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5. SpiffyUsername
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2013 11:43pm UTC
   when school's over I'll have to actually contact people if I want to see them.
   like call them up or something..
   *curls up in a socially awkward ball on the floor*
   well, f*ck.
   
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6. SpiffyUsername
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2013 10:25pm UTC
   fancy formats are for squares.
   
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7. SpiffyUsername
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2013 10:22pm UTC
   *texting your crush*
   crush: hey
   you:
   OMFG.
   OH MY GOD. I LOVE YOU.
   MARRY ME. RIGHT NOW.
   I WOULD DIE FOR YOU.
   SWEET JESUS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
   what you text back: hi.
   
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