Sociallyawkward Quotes

coolishowweroll
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 1:32pm UTC

When people tell me my hair's really long I never know what to do...
Like is it meant as a compliment and so do I need to say thanks
or is it just a statement in which case should I agree.
But then what if it is a compliment and I agree or it's a statement and I say thanks
'coz either way I just end up sounding really big headed
And like do you feel me?

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LovelyLemons
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December 6, 2013 10:47pm UTC

One time I sat in my car for 25 minutes outside of the gym debating on whether or not to go inside. People and small talk just aren't my thing.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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October 12, 2013 10:49am UTC

Me 4 years ago: Socially awkward
Me now: Socially awkward with a good taste in music

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midnightandcrying
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 4:15pm UTC

theres already so much stress. why do they need to add more :/

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Overcast-Kid*
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September 10, 2013 9:39am UTC

So last Weekend
I was at my gradma's and she had to go to some distant relative's child's 16th birthday and she said I had to go and be social and stuff but when we got there I was quick to realize that the relative of mine who was turning 16 was male and had several male friends to accompany him on his birthday. I immediately sat down and decided it was better for me to sit and stay quiet so I didnt sound like a desperate and socially awkward hermit. After awhile, one of my cousin's (the birthday boy) friends sits next to me and we started talking. Eventually we were having a "cheezy pickup line" contest and he looks me dead in the eye and says
"Outside the bedroom, you'll always be my princess, but inside, im gonna Fück you like a whöre"
and instead of saying something witty and flirty I, like an idiot, said
"Haha okay"
And thats when he left, looking confused and I, feeling dejected and stupid, got a large piece of cake and cried internally for about an hour until we left.

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:21am UTC

Romeo and Juliet?
No, I prefer you and me.

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MissOpportunist
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Me: How do you know If you're staying inside too much?
Friend: If you you start getting dinner stains on your pyjamas, you're staying inside to much.
Me: Oh...
Friend: Please, go outise.
Nmf

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PirateChic97
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August 20, 2013 6:31pm UTC

To a lot of people I probably come acoss as a snotty self- centered b.tch but the truth is I'm socially awkward and insecure and talking to people makes me nervous...

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gab*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 2:33pm UTC

normal kids: lose academic skills over the summer
me:loses social skills over the summer

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InLoveWithHim1040609
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 5:01am UTC

My Friend: You're A Weirdo!
Me: Ok Well You're A Friend Of A Weirdo So You Know What That Makes You?
My Friend: No Im Just Being Nice To A Weirdo
Me: D:

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Things that people really need to stop glorifying
--Not going outside
--Having social anxiety
--Being socially awkward
--Spending all of your time on the internet
--Not talking to people
--Disliking people
--Not exercising

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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July 15, 2013 1:36am UTC

i Had A Facebook But I Deleted It Because No One Ever Messaged Me Added Me Or Anything The Only Reason I Had Friends On That Was Because I Added Them I Didnt Have 100 Friends Yet And I Never Got Notifications Or Anything So I Deleted It And Now I Will Stay On Witty Forever With All The Other Socially Awkward People(: haha

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InLoveWithHim1040609
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Perks Of Dating Me:
i Have No Social Life So I'll Always Have Enough Time For You

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anonymoususer11
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 6:04pm UTC

I remember that girl that's face would go bright if someone even spoke to her. Oh wait that girl was, I mean is me.

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SpiffyUsername
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 11:43pm UTC

when school's over I'll have to actually contact people if I want to see them.
like call them up or something..
*curls up in a socially awkward ball on the floor*
well, f*ck.

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Turtlebear
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 9:47am UTC

I think the new "comment points"
are just there to force half of us
wittians to socialize.
Nice try Steve.
Nice try.

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KayleeAnn22
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 7:15am UTC

I'm sorry if i scare you, I never meant to be this way.

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sociallyawkwardllamas
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 12:53pm UTC

We are the Socially Awkward Llama's!
We have our own YouTube account and we will be posting a lot.
We would be grateful if you watched our first video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpDATMgNFP4

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Arcade1012
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 11:55am UTC

Irony is a strange thing.
Like being good at drama lessons and being seriously socially awkward.

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WatermelonSeed
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I don't understand how middleschoolers are sexually active.
I wasn't even socially active...
I'm still not socially active o-o
I'm not even active...
What is 'active'?
Is it a type of food?
Activia?

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