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coolishowweroll

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Member Since: 10 Jun 2012 04:40pm

Last Seen: 10 May 2017 04:02pm

Location: England :P

Gender: F

user id: 307399

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Hey I'm Lucy, I am 14 and my birthday is in April. I love dancing and I am quite loud :P My friends probably think I am insane...... yeah so there is loads more I could write about me but whos gunna read it? So if you want to know any more then TALK to ME. I love meeting new people and would really love a witty bestfriend to spill my heart to at every chance. So yeah...... hi xxx
  1. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    I really wish I just wasn't that socially awkward teen...

  2. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    When people tell me my hair's really long I never know what to do...
    Like is it meant as a compliment and so do I need to say thanks
    or is it just a statement in which case should I agree.
    But then what if it is a compliment and I agree or it's a statement and I say thanks
    'coz either way I just end up sounding really big headed
    And like do you feel me?

  3. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 7:50am UTC
    Hey guys, so if you have a wattpad account it would mean a lot if you could go and check out my new story "every second counts" my usernames "lululala22" so yeah:)) Thank youuuuu xx

  4. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 4:39am UTC
    Has anyone else noticed that the reign of 1D quotes is over?

  5. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Live your life
    Like there will be not tomorrow
    As long as it doesn't mean
    that you mess up today because there might not be a tomorrow

  6. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    So I bet everyoneon witty
    would post a quoteabout how
    everyone is equal and beautiful
    and perfectin their own way,
    But I bet that only1/10 of the
    populationof witty would actuallygo out
    with the school nerd
    who has massiveglasses
    and spottyskin
    and is overweight
    and has hardlyany friends.
    Yeah, lookat that!
    You just said that everyonewas perfect
    and yet perfect still isn'tgood enough for
    you....

  7. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Impossibilities in the world:
    1. You can count your hair.
    2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.
    Put your tongue back in fool!
    10 things I know about you:
    1. You are reading this.
    2. You are human.
    3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
    4. You just attempted to do it.
    6. You are laughing at yourself.
    7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
    9. You laugh because you are an idiot.
    10. You will tell someone about this so that they can try it too and see who else falls for it.

  8. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    When I draw birds
    I just draw flying moustaches

  9. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Really want a witty bestfriend
    Urgh life

  10. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    YOLOBIYCOSTIWKY
    You Only Live Once But If You Carry On Saying This I Will Kill You

  11. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    *Walks into a shop*
    Person: How can I help you?
    Me: I would like a refund on my life, I don't like it anymore

  12. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    *30th November*
    Me: I don't know what all of the fuss is about, it's nowhere near Christmas
    Me: Stop with all the Christmas songs please
    Me: No I am not the Grinch
    *1st December*
    Me: Omfg it's nearly Christmas
    Me: *Sings Christmas songs at the top of my voice*
    Me: *Wraps presents*
    Me: Woooo I love Christmas

  13. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    *Half way through writing a quote*
    Mom: Dinners ready
    *Later*
    Mom: What's this site on the computer
    Mom: Witty Profiles...?
    *Government falls*
    *The world desolves into violent anarchy*
    *Murder becomes and olympic sport*
    *The Earth is hit by a meteor*
    *The world burns up*
    *All of humanity becomes extinct*
    Me: Oh sh*t

  14. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    I always seem to find it easier
    to find things in my room
    when it is messy
    rather than when it is tidy

  15. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    Parents: Go to your room
    Me: Oh that place where my phone, laptop, everything I own, entire life is... gladly

  16. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Woooo I'm back!!
    Come talk to me

  17. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    If only you'd known
    that as I stood there beside you
    I was planning my own suicide note in my mind

  18. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    When you're trying to silently sneak food
    and the packet sounds like the world is ending

  19. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Facebook emailed me yesterday asking if I wanted more friends
    This is the point where I sit back and except that i am forever alone

  20. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    My friends dad commited suicide on Monday. He jumped in front of a train,
    The thing is, i know he had his reasons, but think about everyone else.
    He had three children and a wife, they are now in mouring.
    His daughters best friend spent the day at school today crying her eyes out.
    The train driver who hit him is now traumatised and probably having counciling to help him deal with the fact he killed a man.
    The paramedic who had to scrape his body off the tracks will not recover from what he has seen and done.
    F^ck it, I know that all anyone wants to hear when they think of suside is about the poor person who felt driven to commit it, but it effects everyone else as well.
    God knows I've thought about it before, even came close to actually doing it once.
    But the reality is that you can't give up, because it's the people you want to hurt the least that end up with the biggest aches in their hearts.
    You may get out of it all, but they never will.
    My dad tried to kill himself two years ago, seeing him in intesive care was bad enough.
    I don't know what I would have done
    if he had actually succeeded.
    Please, susisde isn't a way out, it's a way to condemn others to the pain we once felt.
    Keep on fighting, no matter how hard it gets, just don't give up.
    Thoughts and prayers with my friend and her family right now.

:)

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