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LovelyLemons

1. LovelyLemons
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   December 16, 2013 12:59am UTC
   And on the 148th day, Man created drama.
   
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2. LovelyLemons
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   December 6, 2013 10:57pm UTC
   Be picky when it comes to relationships. If you know from the start that there's no chance you could marry the person, why continue with the inevitable heartbreak.
   
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3. LovelyLemons
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   December 6, 2013 10:47pm UTC
   One time I sat in my car for 25 minutes outside of the gym debating on whether or not to go inside. People and small talk just aren't my thing.
   
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4. LovelyLemons
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   August 23, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   My pay checks come so $low and leave so fa$t
   
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5. LovelyLemons
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   August 19, 2013 1:55am UTC
   the best advice I've ever gotten was said that I shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone whom i wouldn't marry, for it's a waste of time & takes you off the market.
   so don't worry about relationships.
   build friendships, & one day maybe you'll suddenly meet your soul mate, or you'll realize you want to spend the rest of your life with your best friend.
   your young life shouldn't be spent trying to fall in love or even having to worry about a partner.
   your life right now should be filled with spending time on finding yourself & building friendships.
   
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6. LovelyLemons
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   January 13, 2013 9:32pm UTC
   You are my prince of peace and I will live my life for You ✞
   
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7. LovelyLemons
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   January 13, 2013 4:19pm UTC
   Please tell me that everything will be alright.
   I didn't deserve this.
   
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8. LovelyLemons
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   July 26, 2012 1:53pm UTC
   That mini asthma attack you have when
   you send a text to the wrong person
   ....Whooops, my bad
   
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9. LovelyLemons
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   July 14, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   It's easier to just say "I don't love you"
   than to explain all the reasons I still do
   
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10. LovelyLemons
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    July 14, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Happiness is inward, and not outward;
    and so it does not depened on what we have,
    but on what we are.
    -Joseph Campbell
    
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11. LovelyLemons
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    March 11, 2012 3:12am UTC
    Horror movies don't scare me,
    5 missed calls from mom scares me.
    
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12. LovelyLemons
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    February 1, 2012 12:14am UTC
    What is love?
    In math, its a problem.
    In history, its a battle.
    In science, it's a reaction.
    But in my ♥, it is and always will be
    You.
    
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13. LovelyLemons
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    February 1, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Liking all of someone's facebook pictures will
    get you blocked,
    not laid.
    
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14. LovelyLemons
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    January 29, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    I would literally win american idol if they would let me bring my shower with me.
    
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15. LovelyLemons
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    January 29, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Sexually rubbing the
    wall when looking for the
    light switch.
    
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16. LovelyLemons
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    December 27, 2011 12:20am UTC
    When will the fantasy end, When will the heaven begin?
    Benjamin Breedlove lived out each day with joy and pride.
    He cheated death three times.
    On Christmas day 2011 Ben reached God.
    Just two weeks earlier he had shared his story with the world..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4LSEXsvRAI&feature=related
    Ben Breedlove 1993 - Christmas Day 2011
    Do you believe in Angels or God? I do.
    ♥
    Repost this and share the word for Ben!
    
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17. LovelyLemons
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    December 15, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    6 year old solution to wetting the bed:
    Put dog on the pee.. and my head at the foot of the bed. ♥
    
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18. LovelyLemons
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    November 14, 2011 12:19am UTC
    ‎(bug hits the windshield)
    "Bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again."
    hahaha oh Dad
    ♥
    
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19. LovelyLemons
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    October 23, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    "Funny"how it always turns out that the o n l y one you want
    is the o n l y one you can't have.
    
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20. LovelyLemons
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    October 23, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Why am i so fascinated by you. ♥
    
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