Best Sloths Quotes This Week

KatiiLouisex3
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 1:18pm UTC

SOMETIMES SLOTHS
grab their own arm thinking it's a branch,
and fall out of the tree

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC

If you ever feel dumb...
...remember sometimes sloths grab their own arms
thinking they're tree branches, then fall to their death.
♥

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 4:54pm UTC

I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE A SLOTH
& JUST SLEEP MY LIFE AWAY.

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NothingButAbby
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:56am UTC

A group of sloths is called a bed.
Carry on.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:33am UTC

Am i the only one who thinks sloths are scary?

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Accidently stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever
THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY
♥

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Whenever you feel dumb...
Just remember that sloths sometimes grab their own arms thinking that they are tree branches - and fall to their deaths

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audreyann
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Me: Sloths are appearing all over Tumblr now.
Mom: What?
Me: Sloths.
Mom: What?
Me: SLOTHS.
Mom: Spell it for me.
Me: S-l-o-t-h-s.
Mom: Sloths? What is a sloth?
Me: *laughing* You don’t know what a sloth is? Look it up.
Mom: Okay. *a few seconds later* Oh, you mean a Folivora. See, I know it by it’s scientific name. And it’s higher classification name is a Pilosa.
Me: You’re getting this right from Google, aren’t you?
Mom: *laughing* Alright, if I could get into college so can you.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 1:36pm UTC

So what's with
the internet and sloths all of the sudden?

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ElmoLuvsAngel
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 8:19pm UTC

This is my 100th quote.
Guess I 'oughta say something meaningful.
*takes deep breath*
Me and Mr. Sloth shall have sloth babies soon :D ♥ xx

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Jyeismine
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 9:06pm UTC

The amount of Sloth pictures saved on my laptop is pretty sad.

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 11:05pm UTC

K.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 4:35pm UTC

I RUN
I'm slower than a
herd of sloths stampeding
through nutella
BUT I RUN

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Calcifer_Pendragon
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 5:04pm UTC

I thought that i'd abuse your account, and then leave a quote.
To anyone else seeing this, go check out this guys awesome sloth-theme-profile.
Tis totally awesome.
and then, there was green.

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josiewdog123
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Is it the weekend yet?

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LoveIsEnchanting
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 10:55pm UTC

If you're ever having a bad day, just think about this.
Sometimes sloths mistake their arms for a branch and then fall off the tree.

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