Me: Sloths are appearing all over Tumblr now.

Mom: What?

Me: Sloths.

Mom: What?

Me: SLOTHS.

Mom: Spell it for me.

Me: S-l-o-t-h-s.

Mom: Sloths? What is a sloth?

Me: *laughing* You don’t know what a sloth is? Look it up.

Mom: Okay. *a few seconds later* Oh, you mean a Folivora. See, I know it by it’s scientific name. And it’s higher classification name is a Pilosa.

Me: You’re getting this right from Google, aren’t you?

Mom: *laughing* Alright, if I could get into college so can you.