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ElmoLuvsAngel

Status: Hello there sexual c;

Member Since: 15 Jan 2012 05:03am

Last Seen: 20 Feb 2014 10:23pm

Birthday: December 26

Location: Sixes, OR

Gender: F

user id: 263832

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♥ Hi! ♥
Some stuff about me:
Name: Angel♥
Age: 16, as of December 26, 1996! ♥
Sex: 100% CHICKA
Location: Oregon, baby!!
So, urm, my name is Angel and I am 16 years old♥ I love PSY! I hate One Direction and Justin Bieber! Whoop whoop! I love Psy, Eminem, Insane Clown Posse (whoop whoop b!tches xD), Aerosmith, etc. etc. I like My Little Pony because it's amazing. F#ckin' deal with it. My Stardoll is Amber123Jewel5. My Witty Friend is Tayla (love ya babe!) {as a fraaaaaand} And her profile is Red_Crayon (I think she deleted it, oops.) Been on Witty for over a year! ♥ I love Sloths, me and Mr. Sloth shall have sloth babies ♥ I love turtles too, but not as much as SLOTHS! Oh yeah, baby! I love The Hunger Games (Gale AND Peeta FTW!) and I kinda like Twilight. I love Harry Potter! I am not an annoying preppy directioner like the normal teenager.s OH HEEEEEEELL NAH! So... um... yeah. I guess I am done here.

OP, OP, OP, OP, OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!

Ehhhhh, you're a sexy lady!




Follow me and you get a SEXY COOKII MOMENT! ♥♥ ohyuss ♥♥

 
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  1. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 10:43pm EST
    Let the choices you make today be the choices you can live with tomorrow
    ♥♥♥

  2. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 3:28am EDT
    HEY YOU!
    Yes, you.
    I know you cut. I just don't know why.
    If you don't cut, ignore this.
    It's meant for someone else.
    ~
    Okay, back to you.
    Everytime you see this quote, or think about it, you can't cut for a day. Don't even think about it. What happened yesterday is gone - it's over. But you have to promise me you won't cut. Put your favorite music on, read a book, do anything to keep those blades against your beautiful skin. You are beautiful. Please stop. I am here to help. Stay strong. You're not alone - I promise. I love you.
    Please get this to the top so people will see it and hopefully stop

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  3. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:47pm EDT
    I know this is only the beginning.
    But I am done.

  4. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:45pm EDT
    "Dude , I Wasnt That Drunk !"
    "Dude, you jumped off my roof naked, screaming 'I will survive.!"

  5. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:42pm EDT
    I wan t a man who w ill. . .
    • Treat me right
    • Care about me
    • Has a sense of humour
    • Is nice
    • Doesn't talk bad about me
    • Won't call me a sl#t
    • Won't call me names
    • Will cuddle
    • Protect me
    • Love me
    • Talk good things about me
    Nope! Sorry, fairytales aren't true.
    ~ElmoLuvsAngel

  6. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:36pm EDT
    I am done.
    Done fighting about you.
    Done wanting you.
    Done caring for you.
    Done telling you, "I love you."
    I am done.
    Goodbye.

  7. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:34pm EDT
    "PEop lE who com mi T suicide are so dumb"
    No, people who bully someone so much to the point where they commit suicide is dumb.

  8. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 2:36am EDT
    Sometimes,
    I think about killing myself becasue I have no reason to live.
    But then I think,
    I have no reason to die, either.

  9. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 1:18am EDT
    me: *quietest kid in class*
    teacher: you need to speak up and tell us stuff! you need to talk!
    me: ...
    teacher: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? *slams ruler on desk, hitting my finger*
    me: MOTHER F̳̲̪̜̹͎̺͍̦̻U̲̥̟̭͉͉̲̘͜͜C̢̻͕͕̞̗̱͍͜ͅK̡̧͕̤̗͍͚͙̮̪Ị̢̢̥̼̭͉̤͜ͅN̺̥͉͔̭͔͔͎͖͍G͈͙̜̼̞͔̩͖̟ͅ WHALE P̨̥͕̜̱̜̺̼̯͎E͍̤̺͖̱͉͙͍͔̠N̖̙͕̙̖͍̜̗̗͜I̡̨̨̻͈̪̹͍̘͈S͇͈̲̻̼̬̹̮̲̘E̢̙̠͍̟̰͙̮̞̖S̮̹͔̼͉̝̳̳̲͍, FLAMING PILES OF DOG Ş͈̟̬̫͚̘͉̯̺Ḩ̻̪̳͍̱̣̦͜ͅI̡͎̦̻̪̯͎̗̩͜T̡̧̨̢̬͚͓̥̖̺!̦̝̖͇̻͉̮̝͎̠!̢̢̰̘̲̲͇͕̞̥!̢͚̬̭̞̻͇̹̫̻!̨̥̰̩̩̜̦̥̰̳
    teacher: *faints*

  10. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 8:19pm EDT
    This is my 100th quote.
    Guess I 'oughta say something meaningful.
    *takes deep breath*
    Me and Mr. Sloth shall have sloth babies soon :D ♥ xx

  11. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 8:05pm EDT
    We met in Kindergarten
    We were friends forever
    But it all changed
    When you two got together
    </3

  12. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 8:41pm EDT
    I ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ᴀ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴇʟʟ
    I ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪɴ Hᴇʟʟ
    I ɢʀɪɴɴᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴀs sʜᴇ ғᴇʟʟ
    Dᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴇ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴍᴀʜ ᴡᴀʏ

  13. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 8:39pm EDT
    Typical episode of ghost hunters.
    *door creaks*
    "She said her name was Elizabeth!!"
    -
    *nothing*
    "OH MY GOD, SHE JUST SAID I WILL KILL YOU!"

  14. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 8:33pm EDT
    boy: *opens door for girl*
    girl: like, oh my God! I have a boyfriend ya know!
    boy: I was just opening the door for you...
    girl: no, you were flirting with me!
    boy: fine, I won't hold the door.
    boy: *let's go of door*
    boy: *door hits girl*

  15. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 1:28am EDT
    "You are what you eat."
    Hmm, I don't remember eating any sexy beast lately c;

  16. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 12:02am EDT
    Do you like One Direction? One Direction makes me sick. They made a song for a kid with cancer in a hospital. Then they asked the hospital for money! Seriously, they're all sick bastards who want money, anyone else would hvae done it out of the kindness and knowing a dying child with an incurable illness. They make me sick and I hope they rot in Hell.
    And they will rot in Hell for doing that.
    P.S.
    I know I'll get hate for this from "directioners", whatever. Any rude or hate comments will be deleted.

  17. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:08pm EST
    How do 5 gay men walk?
    One Direction >:)

  18. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:14pm EST
    T r u e F a c t #3
    Slugs have 4 noses.
    S e r i e s ? F a v o rit e if y ou w an t a s e r i e s! x x

  19. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 12:29am EST
    T r u e F a c t #2
    The youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old.
    S e r i e s ? F a v o rit e if y ou w an t a s e r i e s! x x
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  20. ElmoLuvsAngel ElmoLuvsAngel
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 12:04am EST
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