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Jyeismine

1. Jyeismine
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2013 11:28pm UTC
   Best Friends
   You are my freaking best friends.
   
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2. Jyeismine
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   June 7, 2013 1:20pm UTC
   My neighbor: *my name* come here!
   I need to tell you something, never call a black person African American.
   Me : why not?
   Neighbor: Some guy called me African American, and you know what I told him?
   Me : no, what?
   Neighbor : Shut the Heck up, I'm Jamaican!
   
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3. Jyeismine
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   May 21, 2013 5:36pm UTC
   When other Americans make fun of America and the people, I don't really care.
   But when someone from any other country complains or disses the U.S, I get really defensive...
   YOLO
   
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4. Jyeismine
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   May 21, 2013 3:22pm UTC
   ¿ʇou noʎ uɐɔ
   
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5. Jyeismine
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   May 21, 2013 3:20pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. Jyeismine
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   May 21, 2013 3:15pm UTC
   Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everwhere
   
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7. Jyeismine
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   May 21, 2013 3:06pm UTC
   Nick Carraway : Are you gatsby?
   Gatsby : B*tch I might be, old sport.
   
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8. Jyeismine
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   May 21, 2013 2:18pm UTC
   My ex : YOU WERE A MISTAKE.
   Me : Oh shut up, who are you? my parents?
   
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9. Jyeismine
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   May 8, 2013 6:18pm UTC
   I put the hot in psychotic.
   
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10. Jyeismine
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    May 8, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    You think I'm the only guy in town that likes to crack open a cold one?
    
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11. Jyeismine
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    May 6, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
    
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12. Jyeismine
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    April 28, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    Gollum's thigh gap tho
    
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13. Jyeismine
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    April 18, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    save the rainforests
    or don't whatever like i even care
    
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14. Jyeismine
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    April 16, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    The amount of Sloth pictures saved on my laptop is pretty sad.
    
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15. Jyeismine
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    April 11, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    OH I BET YOU THINK YOURE REAL CUTE, DONT YOU? YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT
    i think so too do you wanna go out some time maybe?
    
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