Shampoo Quotes

GhostTown
posted a quote
April 19, 2015 1:42pm UTC

I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used while showering.
98 of them said, "How the f*ck did you get in here?"

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epictacos
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 5:51pm UTC

ATTENTION:
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!
I have successfully used up all the shampoo and conditioner
at the same time.
Yes, that's right.
You can all start bowing down to me now.

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TheMagnificentWolf
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Every time I get shampoo into my eye:
I’m going to go blind this time for sure.

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hiyaxxx
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November 9, 2013 7:26pm UTC

instead of pepper spray, use shampoo, it's probably cheaper, but it will burn just as bad

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Why is there Head and
shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who is shampooing their shoulder hair?
...Please come forward.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 4:02pm UTC

I don't care how old I am...
I will use,
Johnsons baby shampoo happily.
;)

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:32pm UTC

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume
but I really can’t hear anything

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Why are kids the only ones who get
tear free shampoo? I don't like getting
my eyes burnt, either

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:53pm UTC

I love the smell of my shampoo
so after I take a shower
the temptation to smell my hair is very high

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Shampoo Commercials: Showing people with healthy hair.
Toothpaste Commercials: Showing people with healthy teeth.
Tampon Commercials: Showing girls who are on their periods who are on stage dancing, randomly kicking their legs high in the air, doing gymnastics, skydiving, swimming, playing sports like soccer that require you to extend your leg, and doing other activities that require a lot of movement, when it's quite obvious that they'd rather be laying in bed, eating chips, eating chocolate, crying, drinking juice, and watching The Notebook and The Vow 7 days straight without being inturrupted.

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musicismylife131313
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:52am UTC

Getting shampoo in your eye is one of the worst pains ever. The worst is still stepping on a lego

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swaggin_destiny
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Yellow soap bar,
Yellow rubber ducky.
Yellow shampoo bottle,
Yellow waters
Yucky.

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JustBeingMEE
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 2:58pm UTC

dropping a shampoo bottle in the shower is one of the most terrifying experiences in life

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 10:01pm UTC

Me: *falls in the shower*
Mom: OH MY GOD, KAYLA, STOP DROPPING SHAMPOO, I PAID TEN DOLLARS FOR THAT AND YOU'RE GONNA SPILL IT
nmf

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC

Me: *drops the shampoo bottle in the shower*
Mom: OH MY GOD COURTNEY ARE YOU OKAY?
Every. Single. Time.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 11:04pm UTC

THE BIGGEST LIES IN THIS WORLD
TEAR FREE SHAMPOO
INVISIBLE SOLID DEODERANT.
"I LEFT THE WORK AT HOME, I PROMISE"
"MY PRINTER WASN'T WORKING"
"I READ AND ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS"
"I'M SO OVER HIM"

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AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 10:30pm UTC

I am the empty shampoo bottle
in the shower of life

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iTori0716
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Getting shampoo in your eyes and accpeting the fact that you will never see again

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Onism*
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:50pm UTC

So I used this shampoo and my hair didn't turn 'luxuriously soft and smooth with the sweet scent of the kaiuskdoohwooahhaa fruit from the far cornera of the earth'.
My life has been a lie.

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sierra17
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:26pm UTC

When I was little I had that 'no tear' shampoo. So, to test it out, I squirted some in my eyes. I went blind for like 3 days, straight.
And to make it even better, I just learned today it meant no tear, as in no tangles in your hair.
Literally, fml.

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