Best Salt Quotes Ever

CharliesTheName
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June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 1:51pm UTC

if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 5:29pm UTC

I've heard the salt and ice challenge hurts
I'll give it a try

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FlorenceSong
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April 20, 2013 10:41pm UTC

There must be something strangely sacred in salt.
It is in our tears and in the sea.
—Khalil Gibran

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 11:35am UTC

One time, my mom made soup
(wow, my mom can cook?)
and she made it seriously under-
seasoned, so I took the lid off of
this huge freaking pot of soup,
grabbed the salt shaker, and
violently started shaking it up
and down, maniacally yelling
"SOOODIUUUUMMMM!!!!"
while looking her dead in the
eyes. She hid the salt for a
couple of days, she still
under-seasons the soup,
and my family refers to that
moment anytime I use salt
for anything. I wish I was joking.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:26pm UTC

So I was talking to a friend here on witty and I was talking to her about
the combination of bath salts and body butter and how awesome they are
and I basically sent her a paragraph telling her about them and at the
very end I compared what my skin was like afterwards and I literally said:
"your skin will be glowing like fcking radioactive baby butts"

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Come on skinny love just last
the year. Pour a little salts
WE WERE NEVER HERE. MY, MY, MY,
my, my, my, my, my.
Staring at the sink of blood and crushed
veneer. I tell my love to wreck
it all, cut out all the ropes
and let me fall. My, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my. Right in the moment. ♥

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emilygm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 6:59pm UTC

What do you call it when you put a salt shaker next to a knife?
A salt with a deadly weapon.

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 11:43am UTC

One time, George Washington was offering a general job to a man, and they went to discuss the job over lunch. George Washington turned the man down because he salted his food before he tasted it, meaning he was quick to judge. that is not a trustworthy quality in a general... or a friend.

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Tman89frost
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Supernatural problems #5:
Sobbing uncontrollably because of Destiel.

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Tman89frost
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Supernatural problems #4:
Sobbing uncontrollably every time you hear "Carry on my Wayward son" .

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 12:20pm UTC

When you see salt on the table, lick your finger to pick it up and try it. and you feel like a drug addict.
anyone eles?

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Nicole🙊*
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August 20, 2015 1:38pm UTC

When you're dealt a crappy situation, you think to yourself, at least it can't get any worse then this. And then life slaps you upside the head for being so naïve.

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Come on,
Skinny love
Just last the year....
Pour a little salt
We were never
Here.

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thatgirlnobodysees
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 9:22pm UTC

I have been suicidal forever. I cut myself with paper in class in Kinder Garden, I've always hated myself. I used to try to suffocate myself and cut myself with scissors, I starved myself 5-7th grade and got anorexic down to about 87lbs, i just hate myself. I hate everything.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 1:22am UTC

Kid: I have swagg! Swaggie!
Me: Remember, I like my fries with extra salt.

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Sandie
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 1:58pm UTC

my chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at me in class
that's a salt

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 14, 2018 8:22pm UTC

mothers who leave.
for no other reason.
than
children are water in their throat.
— drown

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seafoam*
posted a quote
April 25, 2018 8:36pm UTC

what
massacre
happens to my son
between
him
living within my skin.
drinking my cells.
my water.
my organs.
and
his soft psyche turning cruel.
does he not remember
he
is half woman.
—from

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 14, 2018 8:07pm UTC

this format was made by partie! please only use this for your QUOTES on WITTYPROFILES.COM and do not remove ANY part of the credit; that includes this credit right here and any credit that follows (c) partie
cruel mothers are still mothers.
they make us wars.
they make us revolution.
they teach us the truth. early.
mothers are humans. who
sometimes give birth to their pain. instead of
children.

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