Salad Quotes

TheCovertComic
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July 23, 2022 3:47am UTC

I'll have a mixed reality with a tangy vinaigrette.

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MarsMellow
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March 2, 2014 3:22pm UTC

Going to
McDonalds
for a salad
Is like going to
A Prositute
for a hug

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ourlastsummer
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October 19, 2013 11:58pm UTC

salad is like plant nachos

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ourlastsummer
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October 19, 2013 12:14am UTC

salad is like plant nachos

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capsized*
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October 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC

crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the f×ck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads

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coolsuperstarz
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September 21, 2013 5:27pm UTC

I wish I was allergic to carrots.
Then I would have a valid reason to hate them.

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Reload
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September 12, 2013 9:54am UTC

I said to a fat girl today: "You're a big girl!"
She replied: "Tell me something I don't know."
I said: "Salad tastes nice!"

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:45pm UTC

How to make the best salad ever:
Step 1: Get a bowl.
Step 2: Subsitute the lettuce with
pizza.
Step 3: Put pizza in bowl. Eat.
You are welcome.

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Halo Angel1*
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August 21, 2013 8:15pm UTC

How to make the best salad:
Step 1: Get a bowl.
Step 2: Get slices of pizza.
Step 3: Place pizza slices in bowl.
Pizza salad. oh yeah.

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willevansjones
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August 21, 2013 12:01pm UTC

Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad

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capsized*
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July 9, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Women are like Fruits...
Every one has its unique colour,shape, aroma and taste....
Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD..!!

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yourcool
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June 28, 2013 9:31pm UTC

I'm such a slow eater.
like I'm pretty sure a snail could cross the freeway before I finish my salad.

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Everybodydotheflop
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June 23, 2013 1:23pm UTC

*in chipper*
Me: I'll have a Caesar salad
Cashier: Is that all?
Me: *starts laughing*
Cashier: um
Me: Omg you actually belived me
Me: lol I'm kidding, I'll have 38652 burgers

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hey_its_mal
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June 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Girl: OmG I'M SO HEaLTHY, I POST salaD pics on INSTA lyk eVERYdaY!!!! :OOOO
Me: I once ate an apple two months ago…

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jesusfreak789
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May 3, 2013 5:43pm UTC

so i went to olive garden earlier.the waiter asked if i would like a soup or salad.i said yes and he got this confused look on his face.he came back and asked the same question and again i said yes.he got that same look and left again. he came back with a bowl of soup and a salad and asked if i would like a SOUP or SALAD.and i took the salad.
you see, i thought he was asking me ifi wanted a SUPER SALAD and in the process made myself look like a total idiot !

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Hale_Storm18
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March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?

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Ellmo
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March 27, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Going to McDonalds for a salad, is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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Feuerchen
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:11pm UTC

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you ate a salad"
"Really? Holy sh/t"

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 2:38pm UTC

SCREW SALAD!
Be fat and jolly like santa!

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