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Hey,I dont really know what to say. Sooo GOD LOVES YOU!!!!

jesusfreak789
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August 12, 2013 7:55pm UTC

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

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jesusfreak789
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May 30, 2013 7:04pm UTC

WHAT KIND OF MOUSE WALKS ON TWO LEGS ?
MICKEY MOUSE
WHAT KIND OF DUCK WALKS ON TWO LEGS?
ALL DUCKS

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jesusfreak789
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May 30, 2013 3:27pm UTC

eat your vegetables ,they said
you'll be strong , they said
DON'T KILL ME! they said

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jesusfreak789
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May 30, 2013 3:01pm UTC

DEAR WITTIANS,
I AM TRYING TO GIVE BACK, SO IF THERE ARE ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS OUT THERE, GIVE ME A COMMENT IF I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU AND I WILL AS SOON AS I NOTICE!
SINCERELY,
JESUSFREAK789
P.S. GOD LOVES YOU !

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jesusfreak789
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May 30, 2013 2:46pm UTC

#GetBetterDaniel<3
(for maria_love)

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jesusfreak789
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May 30, 2013 2:24pm UTC

TEN POINTLESS FACTS PART II :
1)THE WORD "AND" IS FEATURED 46,277 TIMES IN THE BIBLE
2)THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS A TOTAL OF 6 lbs OF SKIN ON THEIR BODY
3)BAMBOO CAN GROW 3 FEET IN JUST 24 HOURS
4)YOUR THUMB IS THE SAME SIZE AS YOUR NOSE
5)THE SHORTEST VERSE IN THE BIBLE IS
JOHN 11:35 "JESUS WEPT" (NOT POINTLESS)
6)THE OLDEST VEGETABLE IS A PEA
7)INTELLEGENT PEOPLE HAVE MORE ZINC AND COPPER IN THEIR HAIR. COPPER HAS A BROWNISH-RED COLOR, RIGHT. SO THIS IS SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO BACK UP BLONDE JOKES
8)LIPSTICK CONTAINS FISH SCALES
9)PORCIPINES FLOAT IN WATER
10)A JIFFY MEANS 1/100 OF A SECOND
******************ALL OF THESE ARE TRUE***************

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jesusfreak789
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May 28, 2013 11:57pm UTC

TEN POINTLESS FACTS:
1)A DUCK'S QUACK DOESN'T ECHO
2)NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE, SILVER, MONTH, OR PURPLE
3)WOMEN BLINK TWICE AS MUCHAS MEN
4)DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE WEARS NO PANTS
5)COCA-COLA WAS ORIGINALLY GREEN
6)PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS IN DYNAMITE
7)I AM THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO CAN LICK MY ELBOW
8)50 TO 60 PERCENT OF YOU JUST TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW
9)OVER 2500 LEFT HANDED PEOPLE ARE KILLED EACH YEAR FROM TRYING TO USE THINGS MADE FOR RIGHT HANDED PEOPLE
10)MORE PEOPLE ARE ALIVE TODAY THAN HAVE EVER DIED !!!
************THESE ARE ALL TRUE*****************

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jesusfreak789
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May 24, 2013 4:28pm UTC

everyone is so excited for summer vacation then there is that moment you realize you have nothing to do for 2 months

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jesusfreak789
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May 6, 2013 10:18pm UTC

everyone always remembers two addresses : their own &
P.Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney !
@<

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jesusfreak789
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May 6, 2013 8:22pm UTC

i have a dig bick
you that read wrong
that awkward when you read that wrong too
you said moment after awkward
awkward!

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jesusfreak789
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May 6, 2013 8:08pm UTC

cookie or creme ?
you decide ! comment 1 for cookie or 2 for creme.

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jesusfreak789
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May 3, 2013 9:24pm UTC

whenever someone says "this is an A,B conversation,C,you're way out."just say, "thats why D jumped over E and beat the F out of G" they'll say what and you just say what?

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jesusfreak789
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May 3, 2013 9:18pm UTC

IM SAD, TELL ME A FUNNY STORY TO CHEER ME UP !!!

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jesusfreak789
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May 3, 2013 5:56pm UTC

I'm your best friend. I'll pick you up whenever you fall down (as soon as I'm finished laughing)

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jesusfreak789
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May 3, 2013 5:52pm UTC

STUPID HURTS! (MY LIFE MOTTO)

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jesusfreak789
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May 3, 2013 5:43pm UTC

so i went to olive garden earlier.the waiter asked if i would like a soup or salad.i said yes and he got this confused look on his face.he came back and asked the same question and again i said yes.he got that same look and left again. he came back with a bowl of soup and a salad and asked if i would like a SOUP or SALAD.and i took the salad.
you see, i thought he was asking me ifi wanted a SUPER SALAD and in the process made myself look like a total idiot !

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jesusfreak789
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May 1, 2013 7:20pm UTC

TOMORROW IS NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jesusfreak789
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April 30, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr.Mister on the radio, stereo, the
way you move ain't fair you know.

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jesusfreak789
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April 30, 2013 8:24pm UTC

NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER !!!
WHEN: MAY 2, 2013
WHERE: TOWN HALL
WHY: TO PRAY FOR AMERICA
AS WE PRAY FOR THE UNITED STATES, WE ARE REMINDED BY THE VERY SYMBOLS OF THIS GREAT NATION, TO WHOMWE TRULY OWE OUR ALLEGIANCE. OUR PLEDGE REMINDS US THAT WE ARE “ONE NATION UNDER GOD” AND THE CURRENCY IN OUR POCKETS STATES EMPHATICALLY THAT IT IS “IN GOD WE TRUST”. THIS IS THE GOD WHO DESIRES TO PERSONALLY ENGAGE WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US !

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jesusfreak789
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April 27, 2013 10:05am UTC

did anyone else notice that in explore there is two inspirational but one is spelled inspirtational

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