Sadlife Quotes

disneyromantic
posted a quote
April 10, 2014 7:57pm UTC

alliebabiiee's format
I can never look at Peter Pan
the same way
believe it or not peter pan was actually an angel who held the kids hands on the way to heaven, so in other words the darling kids were dead which is why they never grew up.
also at the end of the original book, Peter Pan killed the kids when they got to old
now you will never be able to look at it the same way.
I just ruined your life!!

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reasmile
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March 25, 2014 2:58am UTC

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

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Jade💕*
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November 23, 2013 7:33pm UTC

you know there is something wrong when your cat looks startled

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kristabff
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October 20, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Me: takes out popsicle
Popsicle: looks reddish/orangish through white wrapper so you can't tell if it's red or orange
Me: please dont be orange please dont be orange please please
Popsicle: is orange

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awesomeness...*
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October 13, 2013 10:19pm UTC

SO I WAS CHECKING OUT THE "LIFE" QUOTES AND LITERALY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM ARE LIKE A PARAGRAPH LONG.
WHY??

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ViolinBoy
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September 29, 2013 8:49pm UTC

It's really fun just knowing that you're not going to homecoming like ha suckers I have food to eat and tv to watch

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caoimhs289
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September 25, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Normal People: I'm so jealous of you, you have a way cuter boyfriend!Me: I'm so jealous of you, you have way faster wifi!

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caoimhs289
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September 25, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Normal People: I'm so jealous of you, you have a way cuter boyfriend!Me: I'm so jealous of you, you have way faster wifi!

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AnaCastro196
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September 15, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"Hey!"
*2 hours later*
"Whats up"
No its too late.
I don't want to talk to you anymore.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 4:30pm UTC

I have unlimited texting and only text
about 3 people...

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KingdomMinded16
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September 1, 2013 12:14am UTC

I have no life.

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zombies.are.kwl *
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 5:57am UTC

when people treat you like nothing
you begin to feel like nothing

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Original_Teen
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 12:24pm UTC

''Your friend is hot.''
story of my life.

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Jamie_x_Lynn
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 1:24pm UTC

#12: How you met the person you fell hardest for -
I met him in my preschool class.
He pushed me on the ground and I fell REALLY hard for him.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 9:18pm UTC

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
^ That was me. Laughing at my life.
Because it sucks and I have nothing better to do than to post useless quotes all day.

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Erinbean98
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 8:55pm UTC

I'm the type of person,
who can have a sneeze
echo throughout the classroom,
and never get a "bless you"
/.\

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Sandie
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 9:28am UTC

I swear my cat has more of a social life than me

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funkyoctopus121
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Im the person who falls in love with book characters.

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imjustthatcool
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Hot guy: hey there, you're cute(;
Me: lol what is this some kind of joke?
Hot guy: haha nooo....?
Hot guy: so, um, do you wanna go out with me?
Me:
Hot guy:
Potatoes:
Niall:
Liam:
Harry:
Louis:
Zayn:
Paul:
The cat that lives in the dumpster:
Katniss and Peeta:
Gale:
Teachers:
My mom:
Your mom:
Matt Smith:
Hot guy: lolno HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY.

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3wordssayitall
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:45pm UTC

That sad moment your
twelve year old brother is
on the phone talking endlessly
with the girl he likes
.............................
and you are on Witty Profiles writing this quote

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