Best Room Quotes This Week

glitter162*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC

PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:11pm UTC

When I clean my room:
0% Cleaning
0% Complaining
0% Playing with stuff I found
100% Shoving everything within a 3 mile radius under my bed

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Bec*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
Me: This is my design

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 1:52pm UTC

frickerstein:
today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and
told us to follow him so we all left the room and he changed the
clock so it was 6 pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the
hallway with his backpack and we were all sitting at the end and he
just sat down in the middle of the hallway and started to cry
StoryQouteLover

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 10:22pm UTC

When I'm in a crowded room
I feel so alone
There is all these happy people around me
All smiling and laughing
And I feel lost
I feel like I don't belong
I feel like everyone in the room has a place in this world except me
It may be a crowded room
But I still feel like the only one

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 10:24pm UTC

I CAN 'T PROPERLY CLEAN MY ROOM...
beause i get distracted with all the cool things i find!

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Erica_213
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 11:32am UTC

* walking down stairs, from being in my room*
My Mom: *gasp* Oh my god, look! We have a daughter!
Me: Ha. Ha. Funny. Good one!

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Distance s.ucks.
My room is so away from the kitchen...

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 11:10am UTC

A Mother's logic:
'Don't be so loud, I can hear you all the way in here!'
Less than five minutes later she is yelling at the T.V...
'You need to clean your room, it's like a pig pin!'
*looks around my room, the floor is clear and the bed is made...*
*peeks into her room....Clothes all over the floor, bed is a mess, junk is cluttered up against the wall from moving day...*
...Yeah mom...whatever you say..lol

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