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DrOctopus

1. DrOctopus
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   May 21, 2014 5:04pm UTC
   When Your Mum Or Dad Decides To Be In The Room While Your On The Computer, So You Just Switch To Google. And Stare At It.
   
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2. DrOctopus
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   May 20, 2014 12:17pm UTC
   Back In The Day When The Country Was Not In A Money Crisis, There Was More Crisp Than Air.
   
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3. DrOctopus
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   May 3, 2014 4:09am UTC
   Why Are The American Adverts So Good, Yet We Have Aliens Doing The Argos Advert?
   
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4. DrOctopus
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   April 27, 2014 4:09am UTC
                                                                            If You Want To Be Together,You Have                       TO-GET-HER
   
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5. DrOctopus
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   April 27, 2014 3:51am UTC
                      The Sadness                            behind                   The Happiness
   
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6. DrOctopus
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   April 27, 2014 3:46am UTC
                                  :):              You decide.
   
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7. DrOctopus
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   April 26, 2014 9:24am UTC
   Anyone Else Think It's Cute When Guys Are Good With Kids?
   
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8. DrOctopus
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   April 26, 2014 9:04am UTC
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9. DrOctopus
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   April 22, 2014 11:27am UTC
   I Want My First Daughter To Be A Girl.
   
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10. DrOctopus
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    April 22, 2014 11:17am UTC
    I Want My First Daughter To Be A Girl.
    
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11. DrOctopus
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    April 19, 2014 6:16am UTC
    Giving Gum To A Person Is Like A Drug Deal."You Didn't See Anything, You Didn't Hear Anything, And You Sure As Hell Didn't Get It From Me."
    
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12. DrOctopus
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    April 19, 2014 5:30am UTC
    Giving Gum To A Person Is Like A Drug Deal."You Didn't See Anything, You Didn't Hear Anything, And You Sure As Hell Didn't Get It From Me."
    
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13. DrOctopus
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    April 17, 2014 7:00am UTC
    Every year you pass your birthday and you know you were born on that
    day but every year you pass your death day and you have no clue
    
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14. DrOctopus
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    April 17, 2014 6:58am UTC
    The Moment When Your Mum Types In "www.p" On Your Laptop.
    
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15. DrOctopus
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    April 17, 2014 6:55am UTC
    You're The Reason I Wake Up Every Morning.No.. Not Raelly I Got School
    
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16. DrOctopus
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    April 16, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    You're The Reason I Wake Up Every Morning.No.. Not Raelly I Got School
    
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17. DrOctopus
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    April 16, 2014 3:04pm UTC
    You're The Reason I Wake Up Every Morning.No.. Not Raelly I Got School
    
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18. DrOctopus
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    April 16, 2014 4:42am UTC
    Who Else Draws The Pointless Little Arrows At The Corner Of The Their Book To Tell Their Teacher To Turn Over?
    
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19. DrOctopus
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    April 16, 2014 4:40am UTC
     
    DEAR
    SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD
    FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.
     
     
    
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20. DrOctopus
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    April 16, 2014 4:36am UTC
    Can you sniff while saying sniff at the same time?TRY IT.I BET YOU CAN'T! :P
    
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