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  1. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    My best guy friend, Max, came over today.
    He's also my brother's best friend.
    I was comfortable walking down in my pjs.
    He got bored and even came in my room.
    Funny thing is, my overprotective mom didn't care that he was just randomly talking to me, in my lip room, with me in my pjs.
    If you met him you'd understand why :p

  2. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    You've dont know what
    what you got , t i l l y o u c l e a n y our room .

  3. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    when people wonder how you sleep at
    night with all the posters in your room.....

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Me: *casually sitting in my room*
    Brother: *opens door*
    Brother: Come on in camera crew. This is my little sister, Caitlin.
    Me: What's going on?
    Brother: She's a hoarder. She's been a hoarder for several years now and it affects the whole family.

  5. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:04am UTC
    Plot Twist: I find the Room of Requirement

  6. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Stolen Heart
    Chapter 10
    Kelsie's eyes were burning in flames as she stormed out of the room as the bell rang, her eyebrows narrowed down over her eyes. She couldn't believe Rein would hide a secret this way, hiding the biggest secret ever. Well, maybe she lied about Craig and all and maybe she hid her crush from her best friend, but this wasn't the same thing. For days Rein has kept that secret for so long and now, this was going to end.
    ''Kelsie, woah.'' Matthew said, stopping her from walking so fast, standing in front of her. Kelsie was breathing heavily in fury and Matthew knew that whatever she was angry about, confronting it now wouldn't be that great of an idea, ''Kels, what's wrong?'' Matthew regretted asking this question because, he was splashed on with a wave of rage from Kelsie. Curses were flying from left to right that, he was getting embarrassed with how everyone was looking at them. Until, those last words Kelsie told him made him freeze on spot.''
    ''Did you just say Craig and Rein are dating?'' He swallowed the words the Kelsie said and she nodded quickly, pushing Matthew out of her way.
    ''Yeah. I have to go talk to her now because, apparently Craig and Rein are spending their lunch together going somewhere probably romantic.'' She repeated all of his words and continued her march of doom towards Rein, Matthew following every of her footsteps. She couldn't even prepare some words in her head because she knew everything she was going to say to Rein. The worst part was when she saw her at her locker, smiling and chattering with Craig himself. Of course, students were whispering among themselves about this, but it seemed not to happen in their world. Their small little world that made steam come out of Kelsie's ears. She approached them, closing the locker door on Rein who stared at her with a bemused look on her face.
    ''What's up, Rein.'' Kelsie started, letting her bag go and bringing her face closer to Rein's. Rein looked back at Craig who had a blank expression on his face as if something was going extremely wrong at this present moment. Matthew tried to set himself between them but, it was impossible since Rein and Kelsie kept on pushing him back. Rein was angry that Kelsie had the audacity to show up in rage and approach her in this manner, that was totally out of her game while Kelsie was furious about the whole Craig thingy going on.
    ''What's up, Kelsie.''
    To Be Continued.
    Since the next chapter is going to be crazy, I need to put
    more likes for it.
    10 likes for the next chapter ;)

  7. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    parents: your room is such a mess.
    me: this is my design.

  8. Alex From Target* Alex From Target*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 11:37pm UTC
    well... my room was clean. and then i had to decide what to wear and you can just imagine the horror

  9. ecawesomeness ecawesomeness
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:52am UTC
    me: *walks downstairs*
    me: *stares at microwave in shock*
    me: mom...
    me: why is our microwave gray...
    me: our microwave was black...
    me: when did we get a new microwave?
    mom: 2 years ago, honey
    mom: around the time you started staying in your room all day?

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 12:49am UTC
    So I've built this fort in my room
    Because I can never sleep in my bed
    It's kind of crazy to think that in a couple of week I'll be an adult

  11. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    "Close the door!"
    Is probably my most commonly used sentence at home.

  12. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2015 11:33am UTC
    I need a little room to breathe.

  13. CantThink CantThink
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    Dear parents,
    If you're going to barge into
    my room without knocking,
    I will do the same to you.
    At night.
    When you're sleeping.
    With an airhorn.

  14. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
    Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

  15. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    You can walk into a room and spot them. They seem fine when you talk to them but every now and again, across the room, you catch them looking off into the distance at an invisible point that maybe, they once reached. They laugh a little different. They hesitate a little more. Now they know what it feels like. And something about their eyes when they listen to music says "Turn it up until my ears bleed. Let it be the last thing I hear."-Iain Thomas-

  16. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    My Mom: These sweaters don't fit anymore so you can have them.
    My Mom: My friend from work's daughter cleaned out her closet so here are some clothes.
    My Mom: I found this old stack of books I never read so you can have them.
    My Mom: You left your magazines and stuff on the table downstairs so I put them in your room even though they belong on the bookshelf.
    My Mom: Here are some arts and crafts things your aunt doesn't want.
    My Mom: This glass jar looks cool so you can have it.
    My Mom: I cleaned the house so I put everything that was yours in your room even though they are supposed to go in various places around the house.
    My Mom: I don't have the space in my room for this so can you hold onto it thanks
    My Mom: Here is a doll I had when I was your age cherish it forever plz
    My Mom: DEAR GOD YOUR ROOM IS SO MESSY IT LOOKS LIKE A BOMB WENT OFF. YOU'RE GROUNDED, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP AND BY THE WAY YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND UNTIL THAT ROOM IS CLEAN. DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN IT? I DIDN'T THINK SO. OH MY GOD ARE YOU DOING HOMEWORK WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM. UGHHH. GOD YOU'RE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY.

  17. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 6:27pm UTC
    I need a little room to breath...

  18. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    You never know what you have until..
    You clean your room.

  19. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    being fat just means more room for tattoos

  20. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    When i say "i cleaned my room "i usually mean,
    |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| i made a path from my door to my bed .

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