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My Mom: These sweaters don't fit anymore so you can have them.
My Mom: My friend from work's daughter cleaned out her closet so here are some clothes.
My Mom: I found this old stack of books I never read so you can have them.
My Mom: You left your magazines and stuff on the table downstairs so I put them in your room even though they belong on the bookshelf.
My Mom: Here are some arts and crafts things your aunt doesn't want.
My Mom: This glass jar looks cool so you can have it.
My Mom: I cleaned the house so I put everything that was yours in your room even though they are supposed to go in various places around the house.
My Mom: I don't have the space in my room for this so can you hold onto it thanks
My Mom: Here is a doll I had when I was your age cherish it forever plz

My Mom: DEAR GOD YOUR ROOM IS SO MESSY IT LOOKS LIKE A BOMB WENT OFF. YOU'RE GROUNDED, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP AND BY THE WAY YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND UNTIL THAT ROOM IS CLEAN. DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN IT? I DIDN'T THINK SO.  OH MY GOD ARE YOU DOING HOMEWORK WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM. UGHHH.  GOD YOU'RE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY.
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My Mom: These sweaters don't fit anymore so you can have

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