Best Procrastination Quotes This Week

yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:32pm UTC

let's play the "how much time can i waste
before i start crying about how stressed i am because i'm procrastinating my life away" game.

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Breeze
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Me: I should probably do my homework now...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: WOAHH MY GOD! THIS WALL IS SO COOL!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Me: *aggresively procrastinates for three hours on something that could have been finished in a half hour*

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Eli22b
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 12:28pm UTC

The 5 steps to procrastination
1.)
Nevermind, I'll tell you later.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Me: *procrastinating on Witty*
Parents: Can you please--
Me: Are you serious? Do you even know how much homework I have? I'm stressing over so much. Don't make me do it, really. I need to get this homework done.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 2:01pm UTC

I'm not even procrastinating my work anymore, I'm just not doing it.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Me: Mom, I'm hungry.
Mom: Hi, Hungry, I'm--
Me: No. Just no. Stop.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Me: okay, I need to get all this homework done, my grades are gonna drop really fast if I don't.
Me: *gets home*
Me: *sets up laptop for music*
Me: okay, homework.
Stomach: *dying whale noises*
Me: Maybe I deserve a snack.
Me: NO snacks will make me fat.
Me: But I'm hungry.
Me: I will be thin!
Me: *inner turmoil*
Me: OO cookies!
Me: *3 cookies later* DAMNIT! Bad Gia!
Me: GO RUN! NOW!
Me: But... Witty.. and homework....
Me: *very disappointed in myself*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *makes quote*
Me: God, this is so cliche...
Me: ahhh sweet procrastination
Me: *remembers homework* F//ck.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Procrastination (verb) -
What you're probably doing right now .

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crazylifelover
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:52pm UTC

*Me going to bed*
Me: if I go to bed now, I'll get 7 hours 37 minutes and 52 seconds of sleep
Me: 51 seconds
Me: 50 seconds
Me: 49 seconds
Me: WOAH how did I get my laptop up here with me?
Me: well i guess I have to go on witty
Me: and facebook
Me: and tumblr
Me: and twitter
Me: and pinterest
Me: we might as well look at the news
Me: dude what am I thinking, I never check the news. *puts laptop down*
Me: sh/t. its been like two hours, now I'll only get 5 hours of sleep, better fall asleep NOW. no distractions
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I wonder what would happen if I just became a completely different person tomorrow and I was really outgoing and fun and everyone loved me. I mean, I could change the world. It just takes one person to make a difference. That could be me. I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD. LOOK OUT WORLD. HERE I COME!
Me:
Me: loljk.
Me: okay, i'm gonna fall asleep now.
Me: any minute now
Me: awesome, I'm almost asleep
Me:
Me:
Me:
*suddenly needs to pee, remembers the 582935 tons of homework I have to do, and that I have to go to school early tomorrow*
Me: -_-
Me: i'm done.

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Breeze
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:58pm UTC

Sometimes when I listen to an old song,
I think "Oh. I remember when I
wanted to quote a lyric from this song
10 months ago."

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 5:07pm UTC

The Circle of Procrastination

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bonbon
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:20pm UTC

mum: why do you waste your life on the internet you never learn anything
me: CORRECTION MOTHER. I have learnt what procrastination means and also what a fox says

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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 10:48am UTC

I can't believe it's almost time to put off the things I didn't do this summer
Until next summer.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 24, 2014 7:54pm UTC

Imagine Shakespeare trying to learn texting abbreviations...
Him: Pray how doth I sayeth, “thy remarks doth make-eth me titter aloud immensely.”?
Teens: *not even looking up* Duh, that’s LOL!
Him: L-O-L, how doth thou only use-eth three letters?
(As you can see, I use my studying time very well. The Queen of Procrastination.)

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Today at track, this freshman asked what
"procrastination" was and his friend was like "Can I tell you later?"
and he starting rolling on the ground laughing and after the
guy was like "i don't get it"

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OnceUponAStory
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 10:27pm UTC

As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone.
Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching informercials. It's a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write. Having anybody watching that or attempting to share it with me would be grisly.
-Paul Rudrik

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Me: I sould probly do my homework... Its getting late.
Me; But first I have to
Go on witty and
post on tumblr and
scroll on facebook and
check out my youtube chanel and
google my name and
read fourty books on wattpad and
write fourty books on watttpad and
run a marathon and
win american idol and
america's got talent and
xfactor and
the voice and
america's next top chef and
write a tv show and
plan my funeral and
plan my wedding and
plan what would happen if myfuneralwasmywedding and
figure out who im gonna marry and
name my future children and
piant my toes in alfabetical order by numbers and
clean my room and
text my friends and
call my grandma's ex husband's bestfriend's wife's mom to tell her to tell her son happy birthday for me and
cure cancer and
create world peace and
stop hunger and
save the orphans and
watch every spongebob episode and
write a song bout how every episode made me feel and
become a therapist and
a lawer.. ok I think thats it

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC

- Starts project that was due in fourth grade-

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC

panic! at the deadline

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