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*Me going to bed*
Me: if I go to bed now, I'll get 7 hours 37 minutes and 52 seconds of sleep
Me: 51 seconds
Me: 50 seconds
Me: 49 seconds
Me: WOAH how did I get my laptop up here with me?
Me: well i guess I have to go on witty
Me: and facebook
Me: and tumblr
Me: and twitter
Me: and pinterest
Me: we might as well look at the news
Me: dude what am I thinking, I never check the news. *puts laptop down*
Me: sh/t.  its been like two hours,  now I'll only get 5 hours of sleep, better fall asleep NOW.  no distractions
Me: 
Me: 
Me: 
Me: I wonder what would happen if I just became a completely different person tomorrow and I was really outgoing and fun and everyone loved me.  I mean, I could change the world.  It just takes one person to make a difference.  That could be me.   I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD.  LOOK OUT WORLD. HERE I COME!
Me:
Me: loljk.
Me: okay, i'm gonna fall asleep now.
Me: any minute now
Me: awesome, I'm almost asleep
Me:
Me:
Me:
*suddenly needs to pee, remembers the 582935 tons of homework I have to do, and that I have to go to school early tomorrow*
Me: -_-
Me: i'm done.
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*Me going to bed* Me: if I go to bed now, I'll get 7 hours