Me: okay, I need to get all this homework done, my grades are gonna drop really fast if I don't. 
Me: *gets home*
Me: *sets up laptop for music*
Me: okay, homework.
Stomach: *dying whale noises*
Me: Maybe I deserve a snack.
Me: NO snacks will make me fat.
Me: But I'm hungry.
Me: I will be thin!
Me: *inner turmoil*
Me: OO cookies!
Me: *3 cookies later* DAMNIT! Bad Gia!
Me: GO RUN! NOW!
Me: But... Witty.. and homework....
Me: *very disappointed in myself*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *makes quote*
Me: God, this is so cliche...
Me: ahhh sweet procrastination
Me: *remembers homework* F//ck.