Procrastination Quotes

wall-e*
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December 1, 2015 6:34pm UTC

when i'm procrastinating, the internet works fine, but when i actually do homework, it doesn't...

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myusernamedoesntmatter
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February 2, 2015 10:24am UTC

The problem isn't the problem. Avoiding it is.
~ found online.
I can relate.

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Were all mad here*
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October 15, 2014 7:45pm UTC

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to
throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

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livelaflove
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October 6, 2014 12:30am UTC

I highly do not recommend procrastination.

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FreakingPip*
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August 2, 2014 8:44pm UTC

I just realized I've done absolutely nothing all day.

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Applex
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June 21, 2014 8:57am UTC

Been on the internet for six hours in one go...
what is my life?

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wittyrudy
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June 9, 2014 4:13pm UTC

Choose and Move! Say it! When I give myself a command, I follow it! I do it with passion and energy! I am a perfect example of discipline to anyone that knows me! Say it again!

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Calibri (Body) *
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June 3, 2014 6:00pm UTC

Becoming the most religious person
The day before an exam.

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littledirectionerchristian*
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June 3, 2014 1:02am UTC

*Holds out hand* Hi I am a procrastinater nice to meet you

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Calibri (Body) *
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May 10, 2014 8:09pm UTC

I hate trying to revise for exams
1. I don't ever have any motivation to study unless it's the day before the real thing
2. Even if I do study, i'll just end up forgetting all of it a couple of hours later
3. Exams cause me unhealthy amounts of stress
:(

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SuperNovaChic
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April 24, 2014 7:54pm UTC

Imagine Shakespeare trying to learn texting abbreviations...
Him: Pray how doth I sayeth, “thy remarks doth make-eth me titter aloud immensely.”?
Teens: *not even looking up* Duh, that’s LOL!
Him: L-O-L, how doth thou only use-eth three letters?
(As you can see, I use my studying time very well. The Queen of Procrastination.)

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ImmortalTurtle
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April 24, 2014 4:20pm UTC

ohgodohgodohgod ihavesomuchhomeworktodorightnow O:
*goes to the internet anyway*

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Gal_in_Wonderland
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April 21, 2014 5:54pm UTC

Activate Teen Mode:
Watch a random movie/blast music in headphones
Curl up in a sweatshirt two sizes too big
Eat chocolate
Eat more chocolate
Feel sad about life and/or possibly a fight that just occured
Eat even more chocolate
Read a book/play more music
Warning: This mode may contain other reactions such as procrastination and/or crying

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Calibri (Body) *
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April 16, 2014 5:55pm UTC

I'm addicted to the internet.
This has gotten way out of hand.
format by Breeze

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myusernamedoesntmatter
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April 16, 2014 5:33am UTC

yesterday you said tomorrow
just do it.
~ nike

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livelaflove
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April 10, 2014 5:34pm UTC

I should probably go write that six page essay that's due tomorrow...

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*Yours Truly*
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April 9, 2014 12:43am UTC

You know you have procrastination problems
when you actually clean to put something else off.

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Just an average kid*
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March 30, 2014 12:21pm UTC

I'm bored but I have so much I need to do.... This sounds like a job for....... PROCRASTINATION!!!

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BellaZoia
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March 19, 2014 6:05pm UTC

First, the teacher assigns THE PROJECT.
After, you complain about THE PROJECT.
Then, you procrastinate THE PROJECT by watching tv, reading a book, running a marathon, conquering the world, and achieveing world peace. (All logical excuses for your procrastination of course)
Later, you're up til the wee hours of the morning trying to complete THE PROJECT due 2nd period.
Finally, you get to class and the teacher DOESN'T COLLECT IT.
It's the circle of life.
I'm telling you.

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BellaZoia
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March 16, 2014 7:14pm UTC

How many times can I fall asleep doing THE SAME EXACT HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT?
(The extremely important question my body decides to pose as I work on a huge assignment due in under 12 hours.)

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