Best Plottwist Quotes This Month

*Tori Leigh*

posted a quote
January 27, 2014 11:12am UTC

Plot Twist:
People do care about you.

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ImtheOnee
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 10:37pm UTC

When something goes wrong with your life ...
Just yell "Plot Twist", and move on.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 4:29pm UTC

Plot twist: I'm the pretty friend
LOLOLOLOLOL

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 2:07pm UTC

Plot Twist: All of our crushes are on witty pretending to be girls,
taking notes from every post we make
so that they can ask us out in the most perfect way
and be the best boyfriend

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DanHowell
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 3:42pm UTC

What if the
one who got
away,
came back?

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Me: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: IDK CAN U
Me: I know this may surprise your feeble mind, but with these two legs of mine *makes click sound with mouth*, I assure you- I can. *Walks out*

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 12:07am UTC

Plot twist: We are all ghosts and the “ghosts” we hear are humans.
Nmq

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fighting_to_live
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Plot twist: I'm actually so incredibly pretty I look ugly to the human eye

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LolaLori
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 12:11am UTC

Plot Twist: I log out of Witty

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StitchTheseWounds
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Plot Twists:
-Of Mice & Women
-Awake With Sirens
-Answering Alexandria
-Bring You The Horizon
-Falling Normally
-White Veil Husbands
-All Time High
-Her Dark Skies
-Deal With The Fate
-Motion In Black
-I See Moons
-The Veil Is Pierced
-We Came As Catholics
-A Day To Forget

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Plot Twist: My Prince-Charming Will Find Me One Day.

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ImaPiratePrincess
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:01pm UTC

plot twist: the van doesnt have candy..

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The Sleeping Wallflower*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 1:32am UTC

Plot twist: Aliens created humans and they thought we were ugly and ditched us on earth.

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 1:22pm UTC

Pain,
Pain
Go away
Just let me fade away today
Blade,
Blade
Don't cut to deep
Not sure if my life to good to keep.
Red,
Red
Splatters the floor
And
Now the pains not there anymore
Memories,
Memories
Go away
Don't make me cut again today.

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StormForceHeart
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:06am UTC

plot twist: celebrities start shipping fans

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 4:01pm UTC

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
throwing scissors at people who need to "cut it out"
throwing straws at people who need to suck it up
throwing bridges at people who need to get over it
throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed...

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Buzz_LightYear
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 11:37am UTC

plot twist: pickup lines actually work

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 1:17pm UTC

she's so hot, her nose is running.
her eyes water as she looks at me. i know what she wants. she wants the D.
.
.
.
Claritin D.

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Plot twist#3: You're actually good at math.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Plot twist: One direction releases a new song about Taylor Swift.

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