Best Plottwist Quotes This Month

yourcool
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC

what if the internet doesn't actually exist and
you're just mentally insane and staring at a box pretending there is light coming out of it and you're talking to people

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Plot twist: You wear your grandad's clothes, and you don't look incredible.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 8:34pm UTC

plot twist: a guy on witty pretends to be a girl

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:27pm UTC

what if rocks are actually soft but
just tense up when we touch them?

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Plot Twist: You actually get a valentine this year
Bigger Plot Twist: It's not your mom
BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF ALL TIME: it's your crush
BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER IN ETERNITY OF PLOT TWISTS: its not even a dream
from tumblr, not my quote:)

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vivre merveilleusement*
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Plot Twist: Macklemore doesn't want to go thrift shopping with you.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 11:23am UTC

Plot twist : A girl fell in love with me
Double plot twist : i woke up

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 12:38am UTC

My mom says that if this gets 500 faves
she will do nothing because she has no idea what faves are or how witty works I mean for god sakes I saw her use internet explorer this morning to yahoo search for youtube

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 2:08pm UTC

plot twist: You kill yourself and then you wake up and your whole life has been a nightmare and the real you is everything you ever wanted to be

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:30pm UTC

plot twist: guys on witty pretend to be girls

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Plot twist: Your homework distracts you from the internet.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 2:01pm UTC

Some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 3:09pm UTC

PLOT
TWIST: A teenage character played by an actual teenage actor.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 5:17pm UTC

What if you wake up one day as a baby and your whole life was a lie? But what if the "dream" you were having as a baby was your future, would you keep it the same or change it all together?

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:25am UTC

plot twist: rainbows poop unicorns

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:14pm UTC

Plot twist: Steve creates a Witty school for Wittians and there are bullies.
Oh, wait.

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cujo*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 5:12am UTC

When two characters in a particular book you are enjoying are developing a wonderfully romantic relationship and the author decides to dig her own grave by revealing that they are long lost brother and sister whom were born to the same psychotic, evil father and comatose mother... Talk about plot twists. Time to burn a book.

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imperfect *
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 9:27am UTC

Plot twist:
You wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize.

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aylien
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 10:34am UTC

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else”
i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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bye*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 5:28pm UTC

“youre just bleeding because you dont floss,”
my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly

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