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Pizza Quotes

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2023 2:33am UTC
    When you asked me if I would rather make love with you or eat pizza, and I asked if it was extra pepperoni, I meant the lovemaking.

  2. ayshau123 ayshau123
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2017 1:23pm UTC
    Isn't PIZZA strange...
    It comes in a square box
    But is actually a circle
    But each slice is a triangle?

  3. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2015 3:58pm UTC
    Seriously considering opening a pizza place and naming it Another One Bites the Crust.

  4. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2015 2:15pm UTC
    Michael wants another slice

  5. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2015 4:04pm UTC
    i just saw an ad for pizza... im suddenly starving D:

  6. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2015 8:20am UTC
    I want pizza, but I don't want to pay for pizza. I need a pizza daddy... A Papa John if you will.

  7. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 5:06pm UTC
    The difference
    BETWEEN PIZZA AND YOUR OPINION
    is that i asked
    FOR PIZZA.

  8. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2015 6:54pm UTC
    all i want is pizza and a relationship, is that too much to ask for

  9. Lettscuddleandforgeteverything* Lettscuddleandforgeteverything*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2015 2:59am UTC
    "truth or dare"
    "Dare"
    "Order us pizza"

  10. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2015 10:45pm UTC
    "truth or dare""Dare""Order us pizza"

  11. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2015 10:56pm UTC
    NO LYING QUIZ
    1. Last Cigarette? Never
    2. Last Beverage: Diet Coke... dont tell my mom o.o
    3. BIGGEST secret: If I had one I still wouldn't tell you
    4. Last Phone Call? Mom?
    5. Last Text Message: uh?
    6. Last CD Played: Infinity on High- Fall Out Boy
    7. Last BUBBLE Bath: Couple years ago
    8. Last Time You Cried : Last night Out of Sight, Out of Time man ;-; everytime
    9. Last Meal: PIZZA!
    SEVEN Have You’s???
    1. Have you ever dated someone twice?: haven't dated anyone ONCE
    3. Have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: ^
    4. Have you ever fallen in love? "I'm married to the music for better or worse"
    5. Have you ever lost someone?: Yeah...
    6. Have you ever slept until 2pm?: Yup
    7. Have you ever been drunk and thrown up? 15 16 still no
    SIX Things You Did in the Past Three Days:
    1. Went to School
    2. did suicides in p.e
    3. Listened to Yule Shoot your Eye Out- Fall Out Boy
    4. Got tutored in Maths
    5. read books We Were Liars & Bane Chronicles
    6. coutinued my Paramore countdown (79 days!!)
    List FIVE People You Can Tell Pretty Much Anything to.
    1: Robyn
    2: Cassidy
    3: mom
    4: dad
    5: Grammy
    List THREE Favorite Colours.
    1: Black
    2: Hot Pink
    3: Sky Blue
    List FOUR Things You Want to Do Before You Die.
    1: See and Meet All Time Low in person/ concert
    2: Be on Full Frontal
    3: Go to Canada
    4: Make my parents proud
    This month have you…
    Laughed until you cried: Yup
    Went behind your parents back? Everyday muhahaha
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
    1. Your last kiss? was probably from my mom so....
    2. Gay Marriage? Fully support it. Love whoever you want to love!- Alex G.
    3. Lowering the drinking age? no we have enough Turnt up kids as it is
    4. Straight, Gay, or Bi? I'm bandsexual
    5. Who are the best huggers that you know? Cassidy and Robyn^_^
    6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Kinda
    7. Is there something you want to tell someone? nah
    8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Forever 21 and some thrift shop
    9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? Nah
    10. What is your current annoyance? nothing yet
    11. How many kids do you want to have? 2 maybe
    12. Do you want to change your name? Kinda
    13. Last time you saw your father? Few mins ago
    14. What did you do for your last birthday? Went to the mall and had a sleepover.
    15. What time did you wake up today? 5:20 ._. A.M.
    16. What were you doing at midnight last night? The Bane Chronicles (Clare,Brennan, Johnson) &Fall Out Boy
    17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: For Februray to end
    18. What is your favorite thing in your room? My signed Marianas Trench poster
    20. Where is your best friend right now? at home maybe?
    If you answered honestly to all these, repost as: No Lying Quiz

  12. 1DirectionerForevah 1DirectionerForevah
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2015 12:57pm UTC
    WHICH IS BETTER??Pizza= LikeChicken= Follow Me Thanks! P.S. You can comment on this to review for me.

  13. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2014 10:52am UTC
    It is official! My school has a pizza club!

  14. luz luz
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 5:28pm UTC
    so I was trying to plan what I was going to do for my birthday with a couple of friends and I was suggesting things like marathoning a film series whilst eating pizza and then we'd sleep because that's the thing I'd like to do but they just pulled faces, like excuse me, i'm offering to feed you pizza and other foods, for my birthday. Yeah so i'm not doing anything for my birthday. Doesn't seem like a big deal but it's really annoyed me. Okay bye.

  15. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 11:15am UTC
    Life is Too Short to say NO to PIZZA!

  16. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2014 11:50am UTC
    Don't you wash away that smile.

  17. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 4:06pm UTC
    ~Ordering Pizza~
    Worker: It will be a 30-45
    minute wait
    Me : I did my waiting!
    Worker: ?
    M e : 12 years of it!
    Worker: *Starts Laughing*
    Me: In Azkaban!

  18. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    © format by jannette
    Format by jannette // _Jannette | cocakoala
    I eat pizza.
    Because they say
    "you are what you eat"
    and I want to be the best thing ever

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 8:12pm UTC
    Bae: Do you love me?
    Me: Yes
    Bae: Do you love me more than food?
    Me: You're really pushing the boundaries of this relationship

  20. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2014 9:43am UTC
    I really want to eat pizza and watch 80's movies.

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