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MonsterBeneathYourBed

Status: Carpe diem

Member Since: 29 May 2013 04:15pm

Last Seen: 18 Apr 2018 10:35pm

Gender: M

user id: 361544

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 Instead of a sign saying "Do not disturb", I need one saying "Already disturbed, proceed with caution".
  1. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2015 3:48pm UTC
    "The world is full of guys,
    be a man."

  2. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2015 8:16pm UTC
    Does the sky lures one to awe
    As he stares at all the glow
    While his mind constantly drifts to you?
    Do tell me...

  3. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2015 7:52pm UTC
    I know that I can't be with you
    but I just can't be without you
    and I don't want you to be with anyone else.

  4. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 2:56am UTC
    It’s not every day you meet someone with whom you share chemistry so intense,
    you feel a force greater than gravity pulling the two of you closer.

  5. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2014 11:38am UTC
    “What of Art?
    -It is a malady.
    --Love?
    -An Illusion.
    --Religion?
    -The fashionable substitute for Belief.
    --You are a sceptic.
    -Never! Scepticism is the beginning of Faith.
    --What are you?
    -To define is to limit.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

  6. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2014 8:19am UTC
    "A girlfriend isn't something you get just because you want one.
    You meet someone you like and you want to spend time together.
    That's why you'd want them as your girlfriend, right?"
    -Keima

  7. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2014 9:00am UTC
    What does it feel like to be so weak that mere words hurt you?

  8. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2014 4:55am UTC
    "Our lives were real! Not a single moment of them were fake!
    Everyone lived the best they could!
    We carved those memories into ourselves!
    Memories of living as hard as we could!
    No matter what kind they were, they’re the life we led!
    Erasing them in the blink of an eye like that…
    Wasn’t your life also real to you?!"

  9. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Magic happens outside your comfortzone.

  10. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 11:39am UTC
    “She is free in her wildness, she is a wanderess, a drop of free water. She knows nothing of borders and cares nothing for rules or customs. 'Time' for her isn’t something to fight against. Her life flows clean, with passion, like fresh water.”
    ― Roman Payne

  11. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2014 11:31am UTC
    “She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
”
    ― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

  12. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 1:18am UTC
    It’s great when a girl takes initiative and tells a guy how she feels. This shows that she’s confident in her feelings, and she knows what she wants. What I’m not okay with is why girls will lower their standards in order to please men. The number of men who have little respect for women and their bodies is increasing. So, why aren’t girls commanding the respect that they deserve?

  13. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    How do you wait for some one you're not even sure will ever show up?
    *hangs upside down off bed still waiting patiently*

  14. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2014 9:14pm UTC
    I’ll never understand why once a month,
    women go completely crazy for 30 days.

  15. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    “I'll come back to you," I say. "I promise you, if it's the last thing I do, I'll come back to you."
    ― Pittacus Lore, I Am Number Four

  16. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2014 8:40pm UTC
    “I did the searching and remembering, she did the disappearing and the forgetting.”
    ― Ann Brashares, My Name Is Memory

  17. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 7:27am UTC
    I want someone that doesn't rely on beauty to get what she wants.
    Maybe I think beauty is a flat definition and I want a more defined woman.

  18. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2014 6:02am UTC
    And then she told me,
    "With our powers combined we could probably figure out a decent praise for Pirate Panda Parades (and eventually puppies)."

  19. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 11:33am UTC
    Chances you've seen my treasure?
    Might've lost it along the way.

  20. MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2014 3:56am UTC
    A life may last just for a moment,
    but memory can make that moment last forever.

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