Best Pizza Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters.
This is no coincidence.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:26pm UTC

I ordered a pizza at 11:55 pm on New Years Eve and then when the
delivery guy came at 12:20, I told him that my pizza should be free because I ordered it last year.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 1:34pm UTC

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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伤*
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 2:09pm UTC

knowing that someone actually cares about me
IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD

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Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:59pm UTC

I'm in love.
I was texting this guy and
I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Phone numbers I know by heart:
1) Mine
2) My mom's
3) My local pizza place

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 4:37pm UTC

we were sitting side by side
i moved towards you
i felt my body getting anxious
until
i touched you
it was the most beautiful feeling
then
my mouth moved closer to yours
i consumed you
satisfaction
i love you
pizza

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:23am UTC

Awkward Moment...
Me: *calls pizza place*
Guy: Hello, *States Pizza Place* How may I help you?
Me: I'd like-
Guy: Oh, Caitlin!?
Me: Hey, Tony...
Guy: The usual?
Me: Yeah.
Guy: Same address?
Me: Yeah...
Guy: Same number?
Me: Yeah...
Guy: Okay, it'll be there shortly.
Me: Okay.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:22pm UTC

The Sims Logic #1
I want a pizza.. maybe I'll sell a window.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 5:40pm UTC

Mom: What do you want to do for dinner?
Me: Can we have pizza?
Mom:
Mom:
*five minutes later*
Me: *walks away*
Mom: Charlie! Help me find out what to do for dinner!
Me: I said let's have pizza.
Mom: Oh.
Mom: Uhhhh...
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Mom: Ummmm....
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Mom: Well...
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Mom: I mean..
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Mom: Ummmm..
Mom:
Mom: I..
Mom: Well
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Mom: Maybe
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Mom: No.
yes this happened

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 3:29pm UTC

The only people
I owe my
loyalty to are
those who
never made me
question theirs.

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GigiSaysHi
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Pizza is a circle.
Pizza is my life
Pizza is the circle of life.
- Ed Sheeran

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 2:48pm UTC

you know that pizza you just called hot?
yea well maybe it wants to be called beautiful

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 6:01am UTC

pizza wasn't invented until the late 19th century
so that means everyone in les mis died before
they could try their first pizza and that's why
les mis is such an upsetting story

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 8:27pm UTC

[opens pizza box]
*snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 12:01am UTC

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 2:00pm UTC

"i'm hungry but i just had breakfast 7 minutes ago" a book by me

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_Jannette
posted a quote
August 26, 2014 5:05pm UTC

© format by jannette
Format by jannette // _Jannette | cocakoala
I eat pizza.
Because they say
"you are what you eat"
and I want to be the best thing ever

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 5:42pm UTC

Midterms make me want to
cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and maybe eat some pizza and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry cry and cry and cry and cry cry and cry

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 9:07pm UTC

This is Really How The Ice-breaker Went in School
Teacher: Welcome to ninth grade, go around and introduce yourselves, say something about yourself- your age, your name, and a fact about you. Start us off, *kids name*
Kid: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I play 6 sports after school; football, baseball, basketball, motorcross, swimming, and hockey.
Teacher: That's great! I'm sure you've won your fair share of championships.
Girl: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I dance hip hop and ballet after school on Tuesday and Thursday.
Teacher: You'll have to show us someday.
Me: I'm Caitlin, I'm 13 and I... like cheese pizza... and nutella.
Teacher: That's... nice.

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