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  1. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2015 1:49pm UTC
    Happy once-in-a-lifetime pi day!!!
    3/14/15

  2. DJElse DJElse
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2014 8:48pm UTC
    ❝The Cake is not a lie.
    That's just an excuse for
    those who like pie.❞
    -DJElse

  3. queenofwonderland queenofwonderland
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 1:19pm UTC
    3.14 Today Is National Pie Day! For all you fellow math geeks

  4. TheAryeLynet TheAryeLynet
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 3:17pm UTC
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    SMILE, SMILE, SMILE!
    Pinkie Pie loves to smile.
    She also loves faves.

  5. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 8:43pm UTC
    Mother just baked an apple pie
    I win.

  6. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 12:47pm UTC
    Hi c: ... I like Pie ...

  7. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    ♥ Love is not a pie - hand out your eight slices and you are done.
    ∏ Love is pi - irrational & never ending.

  8. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 12:12am UTC
    I said I cant eat anything else after dinner. All of a sudden there was apple pie, pecan pie, ice cream, cookies, whipped cream, and chocolate in my mouth.

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    Dad:*gets razzleberry pie*Me:What is razzleberry?Me:Is that even a real thing?Dad:I don't know. . . I just got the pie

  10. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    i'm just scared
    that someday all the sweet things you say to me will be things you said to me and I'll forget the way you look at me in the morning. I'm scared that you'll no longer start a conversation or tell me I'm beautiful. I'm scared that I'm not what you need or what you want or that I'll stop being what you need or what you want. I'm scared that there will be no more "<3"'s and no more "you're the best"'s. I'm scared that one day you'll wake up and you will see that I'm not as special as you tell me I am. But overall, I'm just scared.

  11. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    I looked up at the tags bar
    and for a moment I thought to myself...
    "LOL who's the idiot that would tag a quote 'more'?"
    So I clicked it and a whole bunch of other tags came up and I'm just like
    "ooohhhhhh....... "
    I'm stupid

  12. SlowlySinking SlowlySinking
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Me: alright, cardio time
    Clock: 10:08
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Clock: 10:09
    Me: You know what screw this who's up for McDonalds

  13. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    My favorite kind of pies? Sharpies

  14. piegirl222 piegirl222
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    thats just me number 9: my username makes me feel like a porker.........

  15. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 4:57am UTC
    Reasons why I love Fall:
    1. pie
    2. pie
    3. pie
    4. pie
    5. pie
    6. also pie

  16. LeahTheDanosaurAndPhilion LeahTheDanosaurAndPhilion
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    I want to get a tattoo saying "I Love Pie" in Chinese.
    That way, it'll look nice, but nobody will know what it says except me and my close friends.
    (;

  17. Dean_Winchester Dean_Winchester
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    I love pie.

  18. Goodyloc Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:17am UTC
    When you clean your glasses its like
    switching from 240p to 720p.

  19. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    *Chokes on a d
    elicious slice of pie*

  20. Thatchikk99 Thatchikk99
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    Its friday night
    and the funnest thing ive done so far is...
    eat pie

:)

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