TheAryeLynet

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TheAryeLynet
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March 7, 2014 3:17pm UTC

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SMILE, SMILE, SMILE!
Pinkie Pie loves to smile.
She also loves faves.

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TheAryeLynet
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February 19, 2014 4:48pm UTC

-waiting for a package-
-knock on the door-
-I open the door-
"Where's my package?"
"I don't have one."
-it's not my parcel-
-anger builds up inside-
-starts to go crazy-
"DISHONOR ON YOU!"
"DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"
"DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"
Moral of the story - give me my packages please.
P.S. I still haven't got my package.

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TheAryeLynet
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 11:42am UTC

If your quote is in this category, is it intended to be funny?
If not, don't put it in the category!
and now a funny word for you all:
BANANA!
and for good measure:
NUTELLA
WARRIORS
UNITE!
Because I wouldn't be hypocritical even if I wanted to...
but nonetheless, nutella warriors need to unite, like, now.
A PSA BY ARYE LYNET
Thank you very much.

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TheAryeLynet
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 3:21pm UTC

First: Angry Birds
Now: Flappy Bird
Next: Tweety Joins the Mafia?
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

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TheAryeLynet
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December 24, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Teacher: NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL IT'S TIDY!
Me: *shoots self*
What? It was the only way I could leave.

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TheAryeLynet
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 3:40pm UTC

LOVE ME.
LOVE ME.
PLEASE RETWEET.
LET ME BE THE
GIRL UNDER YOU
THAT MAKES YOU
CRY.
I WANNA BE THAT
G.U.Y.
#ARTPOP

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TheAryeLynet
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Want a sheep? It's fluffy.
Feel the fluffy.
Stroke the fluffy.
You know you want the fluffy.
You cannot deny
the power of the fluffy.
SHOW ME THE FLUFFY OR
PREPARE TO DIE!

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TheAryeLynet
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August 4, 2013 11:49am UTC

AWKWARD MOMENT:
It's National Friendship Day.
I have no friends.
Oh well, I can always wait for National Nutella Day.

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TheAryeLynet
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 4:40pm UTC

OH MI O BABINA CARO!
Da da da da...
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Da da da da...
Exactly how everyone sings it.

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TheAryeLynet
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July 9, 2013 2:32pm UTC

"What's up?"
Well, I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park.
I have an art history degree from a night school.
My cat just died.
I've lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles.
I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat.
.
I drive a 91 Dodge Neon.
I have ovarian cysts.
Sometimes I pee the bed still.
I have alopecia.
The only guy who wants to f--- me is my 48 year old manager at Pizza Street, PS he only has one ball.
So I guess...better than you then.
(from The Most Popular Girls in School)

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TheAryeLynet
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May 6, 2013 9:12am UTC

What did the duck say to the barman?
Nothing.
BECAUSE IT WAS A DUCK.
(Notmine)

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TheAryeLynet
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 9:10am UTC

HOW
ABOUT
NOLO
(Definitely mine)

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TheAryeLynet
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May 6, 2013 8:59am UTC

Who on earth would want
NATURAL COLOURED SKITTLES?
You might as well just have blank white Skittles.
Then you won't know which colour is which.
(Partly not mine)

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TheAryeLynet
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February 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC

I hate it when people use the word 'lame'.
Did you know that 'lame' means people who can't walk?
Yep. Let that juicy guilt sink in.

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TheAryeLynet
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January 29, 2013 12:41pm UTC

Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.
Little Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."
Notmine :)

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TheAryeLynet
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January 26, 2013 10:19am UTC

Isn't it ironic that IN WINTER, we humans have to COVER UP outside,
but TREES are stripped completely of their leaves like they're naked or something?
Just me?

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TheAryeLynet
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January 25, 2013 3:49pm UTC

Hot girl comes in wearing a skimpy thing, pouting a duck face and looking like a lady of the night - "Woo!" "You're so hot babes!"
I come in, wearing the coolest tee ever, a Rainbow Dash hug me backpack (look it up) looking epic - *silence*

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TheAryeLynet
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January 5, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Must lose weight.
Must...lose weight
Mustard...lose...wait!
Add ketchup...mmm, ketchup...
French fries...
*runs off to McDonalds*
I'll lose weight tomorrow.

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TheAryeLynet
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December 31, 2012 6:53pm UTC

"I was a brand new me this year!"
-said no-one ever.
Face it guys, 'new year new me' is a lie. *pats back*

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TheAryeLynet
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December 31, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I haven't showered since last year.
Like, seriously. Since December 2011 I have not showered once.
P.S. I'm totally kidding.
If you thought I was telling a new years joke.

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