"What's up?"
Well, I'm 27 and I'm still
living with my parents in Overland Park.
I have an art history degree from a night school.
My cat just died.
I've lost 25% control of my
sphincter muscles.
I get a clicking sound in my jaw
when I eat.
.
I drive a 91 Dodge Neon.
I have ovarian cysts.
Sometimes I pee the bed
still.
I have alopecia.
The only guy who wants to f--- me
is my 48 year old manager at Pizza Street, PS he only has one
ball.
So I guess...better than you
then.
(from The Most Popular Girls in
School)
