-waiting for a package-
-knock on the door-
-I open the door-
"Where's my package?"
"I don't have one."
-it's not my parcel-
-anger builds up inside-
-starts to go crazy-
"DISHONOR ON YOU!"
"DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"
"DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"
Moral of the story - give me my packages please.
P.S. I still haven't got my package.