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  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2016 11:29pm UTC
    "If a job-seeker who is worth to be getting X salary wants innocently X-2 , then most companies are most likely to offer him X-4 or even less remuneration ; but when a malingerer who doesn’t even deserve X and demands X+4 , then don’t be surprised to see him getting X+2 salary or even more. Such is their mentality so-called People’s Policy."
    ~Anuj Somany

  2. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2016 6:47am UTC
    "A gentleman has certainly a class,but he is most probably not one who is posting own picture online relentlessly for likes votes and praising oneself only by standing in front of mirror or glass."
    ~Anuj Somany

  3. TheAryeLynet TheAryeLynet
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 4:48pm UTC
    -waiting for a package-
    -knock on the door-
    -I open the door-
    "Where's my package?"
    "I don't have one."
    -it's not my parcel-
    -anger builds up inside-
    -starts to go crazy-
    "DISHONOR ON YOU!"
    "DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"
    "DISHONOR ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"
    Moral of the story - give me my packages please.
    P.S. I still haven't got my package.

  4. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 8:18am UTC
    "When you care about someone, hurt is kind of part of the package." -the walking dead.

  5. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    When a package says "easy open" and you end up using scissors, a knife, a gun and a lightsaber to open it.

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