Best Pie Quotes This Month

DeathOfASon
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June 26, 2013 6:09pm UTC

*Chokes on a d
elicious slice of pie*

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Vinita*
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November 27, 2013 10:30pm UTC

Dad:*gets razzleberry pie*Me:What is razzleberry?Me:Is that even a real thing?Dad:I don't know. . . I just got the pie

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 7:57pm UTC

i'm just scared
that someday all the sweet things you say to me will be things you said to me and I'll forget the way you look at me in the morning. I'm scared that you'll no longer start a conversation or tell me I'm beautiful. I'm scared that I'm not what you need or what you want or that I'll stop being what you need or what you want. I'm scared that there will be no more "<3"'s and no more "you're the best"'s. I'm scared that one day you'll wake up and you will see that I'm not as special as you tell me I am. But overall, I'm just scared.

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 6:40am UTC

Happy Pi Day!
3.1415926535897932384626433
8327950288419716939937
510582097494459230
781640628620
8998...

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Goodyloc
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:41am UTC

Someone who doesn't ask for anything deserves everything.

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livelaflove
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March 14, 2015 1:49pm UTC

Happy once-in-a-lifetime pi day!!!
3/14/15

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Goodyloc
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:44am UTC

If a train station is where a train stops,
And a bus station if where a bus stops,
Does a PlayStation mean that playing stops???
:O

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Goodyloc
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:41am UTC

There are three sides to an argument:
1: Your side
2: My side
3: The right side

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 3:25pm UTC

So we had Pi-jama day today (get it? Ha-Ha) and one of my friends (the tallest guy in our school) wore footie pajamas...
Yeah it was pretty hilarious.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 10:20pm UTC

My favorite kind of pies? Sharpies

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Forever His*
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 12:47pm UTC

Hi c: ... I like Pie ...

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Goodyloc
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 5:10am UTC

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Dean_Winchester
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 12:24pm UTC

I love pie.

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Goodyloc
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:02am UTC

The movie 2012 is gonna be really funny when we are watching it in 2013.

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queenofwonderland
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 1:19pm UTC

3.14 Today Is National Pie Day! For all you fellow math geeks

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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Me: alright, cardio time
Clock: 10:08
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Clock: 10:09
Me: You know what screw this who's up for McDonalds

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LeahTheDanosaurAndPhilion
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 2:01pm UTC

I want to get a tattoo saying "I Love Pie" in Chinese.
That way, it'll look nice, but nobody will know what it says except me and my close friends.
(;

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_roxy1760_
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 12:52pm UTC

Can you even tell that
I love you
-not my format-

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alexb25
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April 26, 2013 12:27pm UTC

people you can always trust will untrust you someday

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PenguinOverlord
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:10pm UTC

The light at the tunnel may just be an oncoming train.

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