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Goodyloc

1. Goodyloc
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2014 10:15pm UTC
   Its useless to argue against someone who can't argue back properly.
   
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2. Goodyloc
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   September 12, 2013 7:05am UTC
   Inner beauty is for fat people.
   
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3. Goodyloc
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   September 12, 2013 7:03am UTC
   If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe their meant to stay there.
   
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4. Goodyloc
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2013 7:01am UTC
   When you cry, I cry.
   When you laugh, I laugh.
   When you walk of a cliff, I laugh even louder.
   
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5. Goodyloc
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2013 7:04am UTC
   When you encounter problems
   Hold you head high
   and
   Hold your middle finger higher.
   
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6. Goodyloc
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2013 8:28pm UTC
   You:
   Hey friends wanna go out for a movie???
   Real Friends:
   Soz i'm too busy.
   Internet Friends:
   YAY YAY YAY LETS GO WE'LL HAVE FUN LOLOLOL AND LETS PLAY GAMEZ AND BUY 100KG OF POPCORN!!!!!!!
   
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7. Goodyloc
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2013 4:55am UTC
   If you fall, i'll be there.
   - Floor
   
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8. Goodyloc
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2013 10:41pm UTC
   The worst mistake in my life is letting people stay in my life
   longer than they deserve.
   
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9. Goodyloc
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2013 6:43am UTC
   Nothing is impossible.
   The word itself says
   "I'm Possible."
   
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10. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:05am UTC
    You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
    
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11. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:40am UTC
    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you,
    Then they fight you, then you win.
    
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12. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 3:17am UTC
    When you clean your glasses its like
    switching from 240p to 720p.
    
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13. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:53am UTC
    Coffee just isn't my cup of tea.
    
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14. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:45am UTC
    HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD
    1.
    Create a document about the world.
    2.
    Save it.
    
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15. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    PEOPLE CHANGE
    Memories don't
    
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16. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    I
    AM
    NOT
    RANDOM
    You Just Can't Think As Fast As Me
    
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17. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 6:08am UTC
    Me: MUM I CAN'T FIND IT!
    Mum: If you find it your dead.
    Me: *Five Seconds*
    Me: IV'E FOUND IT!!!!........Oh wait crap.
    Mum: ......
    
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18. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 6:04am UTC
    DEAR BRAIN
    Sorry for overloading you with memories of her
    DEAR TUMMY
    Sorry for all the butterflies
    DEAR PILLOW
    Sorry for all the tears
    DEAR HEART
    Sorry for all the damage
    
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19. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    Me: Hi
    Friend: Hi
    Me: Are you single?
    Friend: No im plural.
    Me: No i meant are you free this friday?
    Friend: No im expensive.
    Me: Oh boy...
    
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20. Goodyloc
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    At the Beach today I saw a man yell: "HELP, SHARK, HELP!!!"
    I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.
    
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