Best Omfg Quotes This Year

BlackButterflies
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March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:43pm UTC

How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
*tumblr*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Having to delete songs from your phone to
make room for new ones
is like having to kill some of your children because you can't feed them all

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Either that's another firework or a tribute is dead.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Tiffany
My life has just kinda gone down hill since the day I found out that it wasn't actually Zac Efron singing in High School Musical...
Like • Comment • 49 minutes ago
Sarah WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T HIM SINGING
48 minutes ago · Like

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC

i think i'm finally fat enough to be a good roll model

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC

exit the womb they said
life will be great they said

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:20pm UTC

*at the beach digging a hole in the sand with my friend and her little brother*
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out (referring the digging the sand in and out)
me: uh.. what?
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friend: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: if you know what i mean
me: crying
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: i'm like a machine! i just can't stop!
friend: omfg you don't know what you're talking about!
friends little brother: uhh i need a longer shovel. this isn't long enough to go in the hole
me: dies.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Me: ~dies~
Everyone: Aww. Krista was a wonderful girl, RIP!
An aunt of mine: How did she die at such a young age? So sad.
My mom: Well, my husband and I found her in front of her computer a couple days ago with a website called.. what what it... tumbling? Tumbling-er... Tumblr? I have no idea. Anyway, there were these moving pictures of a young boy.. I believe his name was Dan something? Dan Howell? We did a autotopsy on Krista and they say she died from a lack of oxygen from looking at the pictures. So unfortunate...

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bye*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:50pm UTC

when i was in elementary school this f/cking b/tch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother f/cking jungle gym

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:26pm UTC

the awkward "i don't want to annoy you
but i really like talking to you" stage.

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bye*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:34pm UTC

I KNOW WHY PATRICK STAR IS SO STUPID
BECAUSE HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK
YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY
“OMG DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK”
WHEN YOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING?
YEAH THAT’S IT

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britany*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 3:21pm UTC

losing your phone
in your blanket,
then having to throw the blanket around until it
falls out

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Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:59pm UTC

I'm in love.
I was texting this guy and
I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:11pm UTC

I think a great idea for reality TV
is to take 15 random teens from around the world who are addicted to the internet, and put them in an Amish village until they have a mental breakdown.

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bye*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 8:11pm UTC

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 3:51am UTC

Macklemore:Suicide is stupid? You wanna know what is stupid? Hurting someone so much emotionally that they think suicide is the answer.
The world needs more people like him.

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bye*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 5:29pm UTC

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

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