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I'm in love.

I was texting this guy and
I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.


 
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I'm in love. I was texting this guy and I said "I want

162 faves · 16 comments · Jul 25, 2013 11:59pm