Olympics Quotes

TheCovertComic
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February 17, 2018 5:14pm UTC

I don't know what a 'giant slalom' is, but it certainly doesn't sound appropriate for family television.

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lexiSut_xoxox
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July 27, 2014 11:57am UTC

Person walking behind me: Erm okay, I have a stalker now...
Person walking next to me: Move away from me peasant, who said you could walk next to me?
Person walking in front of me/overtakes me: Slow down, OMG, we're not in the Olympics
quote and format by ma cousin HazzaHamster

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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February 21, 2014 3:44pm UTC

New Olympic sport:
The contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then
run down a flight of stairs

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2014 12:57pm UTC

The Summer Olympics are a great combination of sports.
The Winter Olympics are just 48 different kinds of sledding.

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BravoSierra
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February 20, 2014 12:29pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics: Wow, that was impressive.
Announcer: ANOTHER HORRIFIC MISTAKE!

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ChocoTaco
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February 17, 2014 7:24pm UTC

Why are there 15 year olds in the Olympics
When my only talents are crying over band members and marathoning animes?

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Hale_Storm18
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February 13, 2014 8:28pm UTC

The US Olympic hockey team comes into view. The only person on the team is Phil Kessel. Defense is Kessel. Offense is Kessel. It's all Kessel. They don't need anyone else. Praise be to Kessel.

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Sophie*
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February 12, 2014 8:18am UTC

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

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dancer218
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August 15, 2013 9:47am UTC

I hate when people tell you that the sport you play isnt a sport. like can you stop? if its "not a sport" then why is it in the olympics?

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LifesMyMuse
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August 14, 2013 7:50pm UTC

I'm sorry,
but I thought the Olympics were about
SHOWING pride,
not discouraging it.
#its human rights for everybody

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goawayanthony*
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July 14, 2013 12:20am UTC

In P.E class there is
always that one kid who thinks they're in the f/cking olympics

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
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July 8, 2013 12:18pm UTC

OMG.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I JUST SAW USAIN BOLT EAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

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SalemSoto
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July 7, 2013 2:24am UTC

*Does 5 push ups*
Me: Olympics 2016 here i come .

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eye
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June 6, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Canada might host the 2024 summer olympics.
HA summer in Canada? What? Never!
(Jk here in canada the hottest it gets it 30 degrees, I hate anything over 20!)

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sophsunflower12
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June 6, 2013 6:33pm UTC

if there was a category in the Olympics
for taking long showers, i'd win gold.

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SimpleGirl
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May 17, 2013 4:34pm UTC

oLYmPIc GIrL: ~does 10,000 backflips in a row within 20 seconds~
me: pshhh i could do that, i just don't feel like it.

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PrettyMwah
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April 14, 2013 9:46pm UTC

So Rowdy Gaines (3 time olympics medalist)
Came to our school.
He told us of when he was in the food court at the olympics that he met a guy who spoke in another language. This is how he said it happened.
Rowdy: *watching guy rip open tea bag and put in a cup of hot water*
Rowdy: No, no, Paper OK
Guy: ?
Rowdy: *grabs tea bag and new cup of hot water*
Guy: *watches*
Rowdy: *puts tea bag in cup* See? Paper OK.
Guy: *takes cup*
Guy: *grabs sweetener* *throws in cup* Paper OK! Paper OK!
Rowdy: ... Bye bye! (he had no time to explain)
This just made my day.

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nathaliee_xo
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April 13, 2013 11:54pm UTC

Me: *does five push ups*
Me: olympics 2016 here i come

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FromEnglandWithLove
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March 27, 2013 4:04pm UTC

IF SARCASM WAS CONSIDERED A SPORT, I SWEAR I'D BECOME AN OLYMPIAN.
FromEnglandWithLove

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hardyharhar123
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March 24, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Tom Daley: H-
Me: nO.
no. NO.
No. nO.
NO. no.
no. nO. No.
No. no. No.

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