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FromEnglandWithLove

1. FromEnglandWithLove
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 9:50am UTC
   You had me at hello,
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lost me at "what is witty profiles?"
   
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2. FromEnglandWithLove
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2013 4:04pm UTC
   IF SARCASM WAS CONSIDERED A SPORT, I SWEAR I'D BECOME AN OLYMPIAN.
   FromEnglandWithLove
   
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3. FromEnglandWithLove
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 7:59am UTC
   person: I can draw really well!
   person: I'm really good at math!
   person: I'm really pretty!
   person: I can write really well!
   person: I'm really nice!
   person: I always get top Witty quotes!
   me: I can fall over. On flat surfaces.
   
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4. FromEnglandWithLove
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2013 6:09am UTC
   when I actually feel like singing:
   brain: *forgets every lyric I have ever learned*
   when I'm taking an important test
   brain: lol, i have an idea, lets sing every song we know
   brain: *seven songs at the same time*
   
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5. FromEnglandWithLove
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2013 1:48pm UTC
   IF PERFECT GIRLS DON'T EXIST, NEITHER DO PERFECT BOYS.
   
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6. FromEnglandWithLove
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 2:15pm UTC
   BRITISH BOYS.
   Expectations.
   "Hello love, you look beautiful"
   *speaks in attractive accent*
   *sends cute good morning/good night texts with smileys*
   *is actually perfect in every way, shape and form*
   Reality.
   "SWAGGIE SWAG SWAG"
   *falls over ridiculously long hair*
   "SO IS YOUR MUMMMM!"
   "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
   
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