Best Old Quotes This Week

RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 4:29pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're playing Call of Duty: World at War with your
grandson and you recognize all your old battle buddies.

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the1975*
posted a quote
May 6, 2014 2:56pm UTC

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 11:47am UTC

When I was your age
the bracelets read
"What Will Jesus Do?"

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 12:27am UTC

I love Rock and roll
now put another dime in the jukebox baby

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ily44forever
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 11:54am UTC

let me say.
You're lucky we don't live in the
1800s, or I would already be
married to
you

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:49am UTC

''That's nice honey''
-Grandma's version of 'cool story bro'

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Going through all those old pictures;
I'm proud to say that I'm stronger than I thought I was ♥

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:20pm UTC

Playing apples to apples with a 5 year old who doesn't know how to read is funny and interesting

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:45pm UTC

I don't care how old I am
I will never be to old to color

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 11:30am UTC

You are NEVER
too old for
Disney movies.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC

If it weren't for those eyes,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
caught my attention.
It was that beautiful blue.
that caused me to blush whenever
your name was mentioned.
I fell for those eyes,
and I thought they fell for me too,
but in the end,
they left me broken, not quite a
beautiful blue.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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LostAndLonely
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 10:58pm UTC

And who here still remembers..
Poptropica..?

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lovethatboy4nowatleast
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 1:23pm UTC

Just to make you all feel old...
You know all your favourite Disney Movies?
o Snow White released in 1937
o Pinocchio released in 1940
o Dumbo released in 1941
o Bambi releasesd in 1942
o Cinderella released in 1950
o Alice in Wonderland released 1951
o Lady and the Tramp released in 1955
o Sleeping Beauty released in 1959
o The Jungle Book released in 1967
o The Aristocats released in 1970
o The Little Mermaid released in 1989
o Beauty and the Beast released in 1991
o Aladdin released in 1992
o The Lion King released in 1994
o Pocahontas released in 1995
o 101 Dalmations released in 1996
o Mulan released in 1998
So even though most of these films are older than me!
They are still so much better than modern ones :)
I hope you <3 my quote and good luck finding your happy ever after !

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Hello my beautiful sisters.
I'm back and I have missed you all.
ACT and DECA is over.
The main thing keeping me from witty.
Post ideas for a new story.
I promise, I will finish this one.
xoxoxo, wittycause

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 7:40pm UTC

It's funny how one day reading old messages from him can make me so happy and make me remember what great memories we had together. Then the next day the old messages can make me ball my eyes out and wish I had never lost him

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foreverisalie
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 6:50pm UTC

some people
are old at 18
and others are young at 90.
time is a concept that humans created.

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 6:11pm UTC

ME AND MY CREW
(-(-(-(-(- -)-)-)-)^)/..<sorry hes the new guy

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:08pm UTC

You just can't resist finishing,
"IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED"

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datshortone
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 3:31am UTC

That moment when you smell a random scent and it flashes you back into an old, lost memory from your brain.

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 8:20am UTC

Am I the only one who's wondered what Steve is like?
Is he 24 and just buying a house?
Or is he 57 and traveling the world?
Does he wear glasses?
Does he like root beer floats?
What's his favorite song?
Is he allergic to anything?
Does he have kids?
Who is this mysterious guy?
But my main question is:
Out of all the dinosaurs he could have picked,
why a Brontosaurus?!

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