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RealGrandpaWitty

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Member Since: 23 May 2013 01:07am

Last Seen: 2 Feb 2014 09:56pm

Birthday: November 30

Gender: M

user id: 360883

Hello there. I am Grandpa Witty.
You are all now my Grandkids.

RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 2:10pm UTC
Hey babe, you better call life alert
because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 6:16pm UTC
In my day,
we didn't drop beats.
We ate them.

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 11:47am UTC
When I was your age
the bracelets read
"What Will Jesus Do?"

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:22pm UTC
I've had two hip replacements,
but I'm still hip.

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 4:29pm UTC
That awkward moment
when you're playing Call of Duty: World at War with your
grandson and you recognize all your old battle buddies.

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RealGrandpaWitty
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 2:46pm UTC
Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy,
but I have Alzheimer's.
Hey, I just met you.

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